The cupboard is bare in the kitchen tonight
Not a cookie to be seen
I'm in extreme desperation
For some chocolate and some cream.

My stomach's empty
Like that stupid cupboard shelf
Something has to be done
And I'll do it for myself.

Don't let them know, don't let them come
If they ask where I'm going I'll just act dumb
Don't tell them what I'm going for
I'm just going to the store

Oreo, Oreo
Can't hold back any more
Oreo, Oreo
I sneak you in the door
They don't know
And I won't say
I wasn't gonna share you anyway.

It's funny how this solitude makes cookies seem so small
I got the jumbo package, and I think I'll eat them all
With Oreos and cold milk my problems go away
My house could burn down to the ground and I think that I would stay

Oreo, Oreo
Can't hold back any more
Oreo, Oreo
Throw the bolt and lock the door.
I don't care
If they plead away
I wasn't gonna share you anyway.

Dunking, twisting, sometimes I'm two-fisting.
They won't find me while I'm here in hiding
Till the bag is gone

Oreo, Oreo
Can't believe that you are gone
Oreo, Oreo
Guess I'm finished with my song
What'll I do
Now you're gone away
I'll get a new bag another day.