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Song Parodies -> "HKGK"

Original Song Title:

"HKGK"

Original Performer:

Hot Water

Parody Song Title:

"HKGK"

Parody Written by:

CuChulann

The Lyrics

I'm not sure how many of you have heard of this South African band, but I think they deserve to be much better known. They basically take rock and throw it into a blender with traditional African music, and sing the result in three languages. The chorus is Afrikaans and means "HKGK, here comes big ... dung." Here's a link to the original song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBed1FQub-s
I keep on runnin’ to my properties
I’m too damn cheap to pay my employees.
I pretend that I’m still president
Well I ain’t, but I still got a bunch of White House documents

Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak
Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak
Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak
Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak


Then the DOJ came sniffin’ ‘round.
I called my goons and threw them off the grounds.
That’s when they stuck a warrant in my face
And they asked me about all these files stashed all around the place.

Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak
Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak
Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak
Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak


Now I’m the subject of a special probe.
It’s just enough to blow my frontal lobe.
They say my actions are beyond the pale.
Hmmm … hmmm how long before my fat ass lands in jail?

Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak
Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak
Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak
Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak

(All the GOP girls in the house now)

Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak
Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak
Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak
Haa kaa gee kaa
Hier kom groot kak

I'm not actually a first-timer here. A few years ago, I posted some parodies as PlasticPaddy, but after a five-year hiatus, I lost my password. I discovered Hot Water because I really liked their song "Wamkelekile" when I heard it in the movie "Blended." So, I should give a shout-out to Adam Sandler.
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