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Song Parodies -> "2500 Words"

Original Song Title:

"100 Letters"

Original Performer:

Halsey

Parody Song Title:

"2500 Words"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Well King Kong put his hands on me again
He said "one day I'd realize why I don't have any friends"
I find myself alone at night
Unless I'm having nice
But he can make me golden if I just show some respect

But I don't let him touch me working
I said "I'm not something to butter up
And taste when you get bored
'Cause I have spent too many nights on dirty bathroom floors
To find some peace and quiet right behind a wooden door"

He said "please don't go away"
He said "please don't go away"
I said "it's too late"
I said "it's too late"
He said "please don't go away"
He said "please don't go away"
I said "it's too late"
I said "it's too late"

And now I can't stop thinking that I can't stop thinking
That I almost gave you everything
And now the whole thing's finished and I can't stop wishing
That I never gave you anything

You wrote 2500 words just for me
And I find them in my closet in the pockets of my jeans
Now I'm constantly reminded of the time I was 15
Every single one's forgotten in a laundromat machine

But I don't let him touch me working
I said "I'm not something to butter up
And taste when you get bored
'Cause I have spent too many nights on dirty bathroom floors
To find some peace and quiet right behind a wooden door"

He said "please don't go away"
He said "please don't go away"
I said "it's too late"
I said "it's too late"
He said "please don't go away"
He said "please don't go away"
I said "it's too late"
I said "it's too late"

And now I can't stop looking that I can't stop looking
That I almost gave you everything
And now the whole thing's finished and I can't stop wishing
That I never gave you anything
And then I can't stop looking that I can't stop looking
That I almost gave you everything (I said it's too late)
And now the whole thing's finished and I can't stop wishing
That I never gave you looking

He said "please don't go away"
He said "please don't go away"
I said "it's too late"
I said "it's too late"
He said "please don't go away"
He said "please don't go away"
I said "it's too late"
I said "it's too late"

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