Well, Yoruichi's too hot, but you'll never guess what
I've got Twelfth Division oven gloves
If it's her desire, I'll touch Yamamoto's fire
'Cause I've got Twelfth Division oven gloves
I've got Twelfth Division oven gloves

Ooh, ooh, Momo is a chew toy
Ooh, ooh, Aizen is a troll
Ooh, ooh, I'm a little blase
In my Twelfth Division oven gloves
In my Twelfth Division oven gloves

Oh, I've been here and I've been there
In my Twelfth Division oven gloves
I've played tunes on Kenpachi's hair
With my Twelfth Division oven gloves

Ooh, ooh, groping Matsumoto
Ooh, ooh, raiding Szayel's lab
Ooh, ooh, stealing Hitsugaya's sweeties
In my Twelfth Division oven gloves
In my Twelfth Division oven gloves

When Renji loses a fight, he yearns
For his Twelfth Division oven gloves
Gin eats popcorn while Ryuujin Jakka burns
In his Twelfth Division oven gloves
Talk to the hands, talk to the hands
In my Twelfth Division oven gloves
Sode no Shirayuki, dance dance dance
In your Twelfth Division oven gloves

Ooh, ooh, tickling Ukitake
Ooh, ooh, snorting Grimmjow's 'nip
Ooh, ooh, stroking Komamura
In my Twelfth Division oven gloves
In my Twelfth Division oven gloves

My grandfather's clock was too tall for the shelf
So I donated it to Mayuri for science
Selling Twelfth Division oven gloves
We got Twelfth Division oven gloves
Get your Twelfth Division oven gloves
Hallelujah.
(Now going cheap at Urahara Shouten. If you're lucky, he'll throw in some Soul Candy.)