Today we say goodbye to Gus
Don’t worry ‘bout the screams that come
From his shallow grave, oh no
Enemies since second grade
He spilt my milk
That time on
We fought every day, oh yeah

Here's to Gus
Lousy fool
Was a bratty ginger tool
Last respects
Kiss my ass
I’m glad you’re dead
Now feed my grass
I’m guilty as well
So save me a seat in hell
Here's to Gus
Here's to Gus

Remember when that tawdry schmuck
Cut the brakes on my new truck
I laugh cause I got even
I snuck into his girlfriend’s house
Unscrewed a pipe of natural gas
And saw him cry next morning

Here's to Gus
Worthy foe
Poisoned everyone I know
Pushed me down
A flight of stairs
I spent the week in intensive care
Then he switched my chart
Gave me a baboon heart
Here's to Gus
Here's to Gus

Now no more of his games
Or his halfhearted claims
That had wrongly imprisoned me
For thirty days
But these feelings inside
Torture me because I
Grew accustomed to his face

Here's to Gus
Ugly mug
Like a sharpei or a pug
All I had
In my life
There’s some who thought
He was my wife
I raise you my beer
Shut up that’s not a tear

Here's to Gus
Lousy Fool
Was a bratty ginger tool
Last respects
Kiss my ass
I’m glad you’re dead
Now feed my grass
I’m guilty as well
So save me a seat in hell
Here's to Gus
(Here's to Gus)
Here's to Gus
(Here's to Gus)

Here’s to Gus
Rest in peace
Here’s to Gus
(Save me a seat in hell)

Here’s to Gus
Rest in peace
Here’s to Gus

Here’s to Gus