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Song Parodies -> "Clorets"
Original Song Title:
"Florets"
Original Performer:
Grace VanderWaal
Parody Song Title:
"Clorets"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
Pook up
With a scream scream scream
And the barf erupts
In steam steam steam
Can't hold down so much Old Crow
Knock a wall down, with spew you blow
Such reeking must be
Chawing Clorets
You're hocking bats from the air
Chawing Clorets
A stench that's fairly perilous on anything
You choose to breathe
So don't you blow at me
Blow Old Crow at me
Don't you blow
The bile's up
Like cheese cheese cheese
All over altar room of toiletries
Now sweeten breath, please
Chloe Moretz
Wouldn't bask in that air
Chloe Moretz
Or let you wear her underwear and have a fling
For two or three
So don't you blow Old Crow
Don't you blow at me
Blow Old Crow
So open a window
Open a window
Blow that Crow, oh
Just open a window
Open a window
Blow that Crow
Clorets
Enhancing the air
Chawing Clorets
It's just not fair you're vomiting, it's plummeting
All over me
So don't blow Crow at me
Don't go flow on me
Don't blow Crow at me
Hope for an endo, blow that Crow, oh
So blow a crescendo
On your Nintendo
Blow that Crow
With a scream scream scream
And the barf erupts
In steam steam steam
Can't hold down so much Old Crow
Knock a wall down, with spew you blow
Such reeking must be
Chawing Clorets
You're hocking bats from the air
Chawing Clorets
A stench that's fairly perilous on anything
You choose to breathe
So don't you blow at me
Blow Old Crow at me
Don't you blow
The bile's up
Like cheese cheese cheese
All over altar room of toiletries
Now sweeten breath, please
Chloe Moretz
Wouldn't bask in that air
Chloe Moretz
Or let you wear her underwear and have a fling
For two or three
So don't you blow Old Crow
Don't you blow at me
Blow Old Crow
So open a window
Open a window
Blow that Crow, oh
Just open a window
Open a window
Blow that Crow
Clorets
Enhancing the air
Chawing Clorets
It's just not fair you're vomiting, it's plummeting
All over me
So don't blow Crow at me
Don't go flow on me
Don't blow Crow at me
Hope for an endo, blow that Crow, oh
So blow a crescendo
On your Nintendo
Blow that Crow
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You blew it when you brought Chloe Grace Moretz into this pile of garbage. 1's
Porfle is this really you? I seriously think you have gone off the deep end.DTKOS but what in heaven's name were you thinking when writing this? You should be ashamed of yourself! This is the text equivalent of those spazzoid, offensive YouTube Poop videos that my son loves and loses his viewing prviliges over. You seriously have shocked and nauseated me.
^ Agrimorfee, is this really you? The grammar and spelling mistakes are appalling. The above should read: Porfle, is this really you? I seriously think you have gone off the deep end. DKTOS, but what in heaven's name were you thinking when writing this? You should be ashamed of yourself! This is the text equivalent of those spazzoid, offensive YouTube poop videos that my son loves but loses his viewing privileges over. You have seriously shocked and nauseated me.
By all means, let's dump on Porfle Popnecker, the most talented parodist to show up at Amiright in this decade. I'm sure that's the key to reviving this place. After all, the guy thrives on negativity
@Alphabet, It's one thing when some no-nothing noobie comes on with an attempt to make us all cringe. I have been a huge admirer and supporter of Porfle since his or her appearances here several years ago. But this is a huge misstep. @Teacher, I don't give a hoot.
An explanatory intro would have been good. Not all parodies need to be attempted masterpieces if a writer's normal output is good. Sometime you need to practice on a subject before hitting the right OS to tackle it better.
Actually, this is hardly the most extreme of the several gross-out parodies I've done over the years. And yes, I toss off the occasional non-gem just for fun--and will continue to do so! Alphabet, you're in my will.
Ok, Porfle, I see you haven't lost your sanity, nor has your name been hijacked. Experimentation is good for the artistic soul. I won't ever read this one again, but you still have my admiration and respect. Olive branch? :)
:D (y)
Nothing to see or hear worth a fart.
A heaping pile of dogsh*t. Very disappointing.
Conceptually void
Glad you enjoyed it! :D
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