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Song Parodies -> "Save Me From Auntie Flo"
Original Song Title:
"Somebody That I Used To Know"
Original Performer:
Gotye (feat. Kimbra)
Parody Song Title:
"Save Me From Auntie Flo"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
I know this topic has many a parody writen about it, but I think it needs one more...Original Song (if you've been living under a rock haha): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY
[Boyfriend]
Once a month, my girlfriend changes her behavior
Like one minute she feels so happy, then she cries
I want to help, say “Hon, you look lovely”
But then she snapped and threw the cat at me
She grabbed a gun, I had to duck and run for cover
She’s feeling so bloated, said she’s feeling really gaseous
A roller coaster that won’t end, please make it end!
So once a month, your lady will be stressed
Her body does that uterine cleanse
So when she says she has a guest…run far from her!
She’s feeling like she’s in a knot
Stockpile chocolate, tons of ice cream, anything she’s wanting
She’ll want you to prove your love
But she’s watching Lifetime movies and it’s awfully rough
Man this week is going awfully slow
Any praise I say- in one ear
And right out the other
I need some place I can go
Just to get away from that damn Auntie Flo
Can someone please save me from that Auntie Flo?
Can someone please save me from that Auntie Flo?
[Girlfriend]
Let’s be honest, I must say I never liked your mother
Housewives of New Jersey, watch it with me- please, it will be fun!
Please, I just wanna sleep all day
Please come hug me, no, just get away!
In more pain than you’ll ever know
I just can’t believe you- running, screamin’ “Someone save me from Aunt Flo!”
[Boyfriend]
For some reason, you’re so turned on
“Let’s get naked, nothing happened, didn’t mean the yelling (ooow!)”
Normally I would make love,
but I’ll feel like an intruder to your tampon bud
(ooow!)
You’re in so much pain, you scream and moan
I just think it would be better
to stay at the neighbors (oooh)
Did not want to hear that though
Can someone please save me from that Auntie Flo!?
Please save me!
From Auntie Flo!
Please save me
Someone’s gotta save me from that Auntie Flo!
A full week!
Of Auntie Flo
Please save me
Someone’s gotta save me from that Auntie Flo!
Damn Auntie Flo
That damn Auntie Flo
Here’s Auntie Flo!
Please save me!
Once a month, my girlfriend changes her behavior
Like one minute she feels so happy, then she cries
I want to help, say “Hon, you look lovely”
But then she snapped and threw the cat at me
She grabbed a gun, I had to duck and run for cover
She’s feeling so bloated, said she’s feeling really gaseous
A roller coaster that won’t end, please make it end!
So once a month, your lady will be stressed
Her body does that uterine cleanse
So when she says she has a guest…run far from her!
She’s feeling like she’s in a knot
Stockpile chocolate, tons of ice cream, anything she’s wanting
She’ll want you to prove your love
But she’s watching Lifetime movies and it’s awfully rough
Man this week is going awfully slow
Any praise I say- in one ear
And right out the other
I need some place I can go
Just to get away from that damn Auntie Flo
Can someone please save me from that Auntie Flo?
Can someone please save me from that Auntie Flo?
[Girlfriend]
Let’s be honest, I must say I never liked your mother
Housewives of New Jersey, watch it with me- please, it will be fun!
Please, I just wanna sleep all day
Please come hug me, no, just get away!
In more pain than you’ll ever know
I just can’t believe you- running, screamin’ “Someone save me from Aunt Flo!”
[Boyfriend]
For some reason, you’re so turned on
“Let’s get naked, nothing happened, didn’t mean the yelling (ooow!)”
Normally I would make love,
but I’ll feel like an intruder to your tampon bud
(ooow!)
You’re in so much pain, you scream and moan
I just think it would be better
to stay at the neighbors (oooh)
Did not want to hear that though
Can someone please save me from that Auntie Flo!?
Please save me!
From Auntie Flo!
Please save me
Someone’s gotta save me from that Auntie Flo!
A full week!
Of Auntie Flo
Please save me
Someone’s gotta save me from that Auntie Flo!
Damn Auntie Flo
That damn Auntie Flo
Here’s Auntie Flo!
Please save me!
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>The chorus escalation fits really well for this situation! I enjoyed the passive-aggressiveness of the girlfriend. >Favorite line: In one ear, And right out the other
I agree with with brightCAP, and ingenius to put use the topic with the female voice on the second verse, as well as changing the chorus and incorporating the "Owws!". This is my favorite of this ABC round, great job.
(ABC) Flowing freely with laughs..and fives
Lots of Goytes in this round! This seemed to go over a lot better than my period song "The Curse of the Crimson Tide": http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/kingcrimson14.shtml
Fun parody...exclamation point.
(ABC) Excellent parody, even if I'm still not sure exactly what a period is (for some reason that was never taught to me in biology...that or I've forgotten like most things I learned in school). 555 tampons!
(ABC) Roll tide... LOL!
Very good - I am surprised this doesn't have more comments. And thanks for the link , I live under a rock. :)
That story of a monthly visit.
(Artistry) See above (except I think I have a better idea of what a period is)!
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