-> "Some Body I Used To Own"
Original Song Title:
"Somebody I Used To Know"
Parody Song Title:
"Some Body I Used To Own"
The Lyrics
Just a head, From my torso it was severed
I should be dead so I am shocked I'm still alive
Life is Hell without hands or feet
I'll just keep rolling moving down the street
Once had a car but now I cannot reach the peddles
So I'm conflicted since this whole thing is pure madness
Decapitation's hard to mend, Pain in the neck
I'm still around it's hard to understand
Now use my mouth because I don't have hands
But no armpits has meant no body odor
Why'd you have to go and chop it off?!
Freaked out because you did some damage and my body's busted
Now I can't even wear those gloves!
This situation's stranger since my skull's lobbed off
Could of hung me up at the gallows
Instead I'm setting World Records
Of the time dismembered
They featured me on each Talk Show
Since that's just some body that I used to own
Now that's just some body that I used to own
Now that's just some body that I used to own
Now and then I'm dragged and buried in the yard by Rover
Had some people screaming when they see my lower half is gone
Not much more than a pretty face
I told my body that I need some space
I started raking in the dough
It all went to my head and now that's just some body that I used to own
Why'd you have to go and chop it off?!
At first my mind was fastened and then it had to wander
You best believe I made the cut
Should of never told my barber "Little off the top"
Now I have become a bowling pro
But I tell you it's a headache and I get quite dizzy
Ever since I went and took that blow
Now I lost some body that I used to own
Some body... I used to own!
Some body
(Now it's just some body that I used to own)
Some body... I used to own!
Some body
(Now it's just some body that I used to own)
I used to own
That I used to own
I used to own
Some body...
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