[Turkey]
Now I’m done thinking we’re one of the same feather
Although you said you felt so bird-like you could fly.
The other chicks said you weren’t right for me
That you could never love a plump turkey
They said you’re tough but I said “No, this one is tender.”

Gobble gossip grew to reach a deaf’ning peak of madness
So in the public we’d pretend, always pretend.
Then in the moonlight we would make amends
Away from glares of other denizens
But then one night you caught a hint, the scent of butter...

You didn’t have to carve me up!
Take out my internal organs to make room for stuffing.
I guess all humans need to sup
But you could’ve spared a pardon ‘til the times got tough.

Or give the chicken coop a go!
Have your hens collect their eggs then make a breakfast supper.
You'd have to eat it on your own
'Cuz now I’m just some poultry that you used to bone.

Now I’m just some poultry that you used to bone...
Now I’m just some poultry that you used to bone.

[Corn Cob]
I recall I told a joke that had us doubled over
You said "you’re so corny" then I said "I’m gonna freakin pop."
We could’ve made a sweet baybay
Colonel Giblets that would be her name.
I’d take it back if I’d have known
That so soon I’d find you flustered by
some human that you used to bone!

[Turkey]
You didn’t have to carve me up!
Take out my internal organs to make room for stuffing.
I guess all humans need to sup
But you could’ve spared a pardon ‘til the times got tough.

Or give the chicken coop a go!
Have your hens collect their eggs then make a breakfast supper
I know you're gonna die alone
'Cuz now I’m just some poultry that you used to bone

[x2]
Some poultry!
You used to bone
Not funny!
Now I’m just some poultry that you used to bone

You used to bone...
That you used to bone...
You used to bone...
Some poultry.