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Song Parodies -> "PE"

Original Song Title:

"Heat Waves"

Original Performer:

Glass Animals

Parody Song Title:

"PE"

Parody Written by:

Lili

The Lyrics

Remote phys ed.
(Don't stop, you can do push-ups on through)
(Don't want to do workouts with you)
(You know that I'm always gonna lose)

Dumb sit-ups
Blurring now my vision
P, P.E
Look stupid in the mirror

Dumb sit-ups
Blurring now my vision
P, P.E
Look stupid in the mirror

Sometimes I don't know what to do
Burpees at 11:02
P.E been kicking my ass
This isn't even a class!

Sometimes I don't know what to do
Burpees at 11:02
P.E been kicking my ass
This isn't even a class!

Usually I just
Laze on and watch TV
And my muscles aren't
Much use to me

But today I see
My reflection
Sweating my butt off
Panting on the screen

I just need some better abs than this
I just need to drink some coke and sit
Fake smiles all across the Zoom
Can't even walk across the room, but

Sometimes I don't know what to do
Burpees at 11:02
P.E been kicking my ass
This isn't even a class!

Sometimes I don't know what to do
Burpees at 11:02
P.E been kicking my ass
This isn't even a class!

I can't do this
I can't breathe
You say something encouraging but
Now I've got to quit the show
I'll be better off eating some food
I don't wanna do this crap
This really hurts me, you!

I look so broken about now
Lift weights? I don't even know how!

Sometimes I don't know what to do
Burpees at 11:02
P.E been kicking my ass
This isn't even a class!

Sometimes I don't know what to do
Burpees at 11:02
P.E been kicking my ass
This isn't even a class!

I just wonder how you dream this up
When you smile, I get uncomfortable
I just wish that I could Skin the Cat
And maybe not look super-sad

Sometimes I don't know what to do
Burpees at 11:02
P.E been kicking my ass
P.E been kicking my ass

Sometimes I don't know what to do
Burpees at 11:02
P.E been kicking my ass
This isn't even a class!

Sometimes I don't know what to do
Burpees at 11:02
P.E been kicking my ass
This isn't even a class!

Dumb sit-ups
Blurring now my vision
P, P.E
Look stupid in the mirror

Dumb sit-ups
Blurring now my vision
P, P.E
Look stupid in the mirror

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Cranjis McBasketball - June 07, 2023 - Report this comment
Ironic that you want to drink coke when…..”I told my dad it was the Pepsi”

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