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Song Parodies -> "Want Cupcakes Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Me, Myself & I"

Original Performer:

G-Eazy x Bebe Rexha

Parody Song Title:

"Want Cupcakes Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Luis Matias

The Lyrics

Requested by someone who says I should do one about cupcakes.
Ooh, I just want cupcakes tonight
Maybe homemade or a pack of 5
Or just enough for life...
(Enough for life, yeah)
Ooh, I just want to eat them cold
With frosting or not
It still tastes good
Thought it's past my birthday, I'm already sold...
(Yeah)

And it might be bad to eat
But I'll eat them in privacy
Plus, I have a lot to eat
Giving you my honesty
I just need one, maybe two to satisfy me
I could make them at home, you see
Betty Crocker is helping me
A bit of Stevia and adding some flour
When I want, I want them inside of me
Yeah

I just want them at home (ooh...)
I'll eat them when I'm alone (ooh...)
You know what I'm craving for
I'm feeling hungry, I need one now
Regardless of the time, they'll be the thing that I'm munching on...
Hate bland cakes (ooh...)
I want chocolate and vanilla (ooh...)
And on the top, you can put M&M's
That's the way I want them tonight
Wow

Ooh, I just want cupcakes tonight
Maybe homemade or a pack of 5
Or just enough for life...
(Enough for life, yeah)
Ooh, I just want to eat them cold
With frosting or not
It still tastes good
Thought it's past my birthday, I'm already sold...

I need a cupcake to help me through the night
Just one that's whole or split in parts
I could eat them my whole life
(Eat them my whole life)
I don't need anything else to keep me satisfied (You know)
'Cause the taste just feels so good
And it gets me every time...

Yeah, I'll probably eat it with strangers
So don't take them from me, I'm famished
Whenever I have breakfast, I might have a few and
Share them with you if you want it
I know that they won't solve my problems
They always make me feel better
Whenever I'm stressed out, I get one out from the box
And when it lands in my stomach, it's amazing
During a celebration while everyone rages

And whenever I'm filling with anger, instead of drinking liquor
I'd rather have cupcakes
The taste is so lovely
Yeah, it's all good
There are probably worst things that I could be doing
Eating everyday and every night like I'm Kid Cudi
Spending the money for a package
Eat it right now or save it for later
Whenever I'm hungry, yeah

Ooh, I just want cupcakes tonight
Maybe homemade or a pack of 5
Or just enough for life...
(Enough for life, yeah)
Ooh, I just want to eat them cold
With frosting or not
It still tastes good
Thought it's past my birthday, I'm already sold...

I need a cupcake to help me through the night
Just one that's whole or split in parts
I could eat them my whole life
(Eat them my whole life)
I don't need anything else to keep me satisfied (You know)
'Cause the taste just feels so good
And it gets me every time

Like ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba
Ba-ba-ba-da-ba (yeah)
Ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba
Ba-ba-ba-da-ba (whoa)
Ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba
Ba-ba-ba-da-ba
'Cause the taste just fills me good and it gets me... every time...

Yeah
Late at night, when I cannot sleep
I go to grab a cupcake
After that, I go back to bed
I'll eat it with a glass of juice
Eating more than I can take
Other times, I have to wait
Just to eat one or two
I can't debate...

Ooh, I just want cupcakes tonight
Maybe homemade or a pack of 5
Or just enough for life...
(Enough for life, yeah)
Ooh, I just want to eat them cold
With frosting or not
It still tastes good
Thought it's past my birthday, I'm already sold...

I need a cupcake to help me through the night
Just one that's whole or split in parts
I could eat them my whole life
(Eat them my whole life)
I don't need anything else to keep me satisfied (You know)
'Cause the taste just feels so good
And it gets me every time...

Like ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba
Ba-ba-ba-da-ba (yeah)
Ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba
Ba-ba-ba-da-ba (yeah)
Ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba
Ba-ba-ba-da-ba (whoa)
'Cause the taste just fills me good and it gets me... every time...
I have an idea for my next parody, but I appreciate more ideas for my future parodies.

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Rob Arndt - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
I miss the old homemade cupcakes made with the canned frosting. Now, anyone can just go to the store bakery and get fresh ones. I also love Hostess strawberry, orange, and red velvet cupcakes in the boxes. Spoiled. 555!

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