Darth Vader smites my planet, It bites
You can feel my people scream
My kingdom was detonated
Thanks to that dick Palpatine

I'm stuck here scowling with these surly Stormtroopers
I don't know their plans but things will get worse

On Alderaan we were at peace
But now they are just pieces of debris
Won't squeal or kneel. Tell Darth to blow
But he's so bold

Only hope, Only hope
Save me Ben from the Death Star
Only hope, Only hope
I'm sure you'll be fine, Not a scar

I'm not scared
But Vader's a pain
With his Stormtroopers
I think that all of them share a brain

It's crappy how this princess
Is trapped inside this ball
All the years that I've spent ruling
Could be spent at the mall

Won't cry or screech just grab R2
And send this message straight to you
Jedis be strong and come save me
I'm peeved

Only hope, Only hope
Need you Ben to come save my hind
Only hope, Only hope
And some hunk if you don't mind

Once was fanned
And munched on grapes
Screw these Stormtroopers

Grabbed by a Wookie and his hair gets in my mouth
Tossed into garbage heaps this rescue mission's heading south
And Han this womanizer is a cocky ass
Ben please just put me back
This lass can't stand this sass

Let me go! Let me go!
Now I sport metal bras and thongs
Let me go! Let me go!
Kissed my brother that's wrong!

All this crap
Makes me go insane
Bring back Stormtroopers
My life's now going straight down the drain