A young GaGa fan with a high FICO score,
met an older fan at the bank,
Asked him if he could borrow more, (Of course!)
Yet the older fan stopped, thought hard, and said:

“FREAK 'cause it's how it’s gotta be, “Little Monster”
CREDIT 'cause you need it to shop for GaGa’s stuff one item after another
WHORE 'cause you gotta prostitute your finances and abuse your plastic’s use
(Maxed-out is such a poor excuse)

DUMB ’cause all your spending decisions are just wrong
PAWN the way GaGa keeps stringin’ you along”
Put it all together as you keep buying her songs,
it gives you Freak-Credit-Whore-Dumb-Pawn

And there, you’re done…
Until more GaGa merchandise comes along!!!

GAGA!!!