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Song Parodies -> "Took My Weed"
Original Song Title:
"No I.D."
Original Performer:
Frankmusik feat. Colette Carr
Parody Song Title:
"Took My Weed"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
In California voters said YES to medicinal marijuana, but unfortunately the opportunists and addicts came in and ruined everything for those that truly need THC for health reasons vs opiates. Where I live is flooded with dispensaries and almost anyone with any medical complaint can get a pot card and documentation on special for around $50-75. I am dying and yet prefer legal opiates for my pain- the rest of the suffering just endured. So the Feds want to make an example out of California and rightfully so. These places are just making a fortune on this stuff and handing it out to anyone with a card. It's become a subversive industry that is everywhere now. We also have tons of illegal growers that rent houses in the suburbs and keep the plants going 24/7- way over 99 legal plants. If they have documentation they can sell the stuff to the dispensaries and move the excess off privately, making $100s of thousands of dollars of undeclared income annually. I know some people like that and they make me sick...
We got the green in the paper,
Smokin‘ joints, green in the face, yeah!
Got up, drove to the dispensary
F--ked up, Feds had shut it indefinitely
Sick and tired of this same old story
Cali voted, but Feds are angry
We can be sassy, they can act nasty
But now they’re seizing all those properties
You got a problem with weed?
I got a doctor and card legally
State law vs. Federal, f--ked up, the Feds took my weed
[Chorus]
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
No, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
So WTF else,
Livin’ in the land of the free
Met my needs (but legal opiates lead)
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
Legal application
And identification
They shut my place
Its just another damned disgrace
I’m feelin’ sick, everything’s hazy
This is the type of shit that drives me crazy
Get a medic ’cause I’m feelin’ dizzy
ER places, can’t get wasted
You got a problem with weed?
I got a doctor and card legally
State law vs. Federal, f--ked up, the Feds took my weed
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
No, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
So WTF else,
Livin’ in the land of the free
Met my needs (but legal opiates lead)
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
Tell everybody just where we can buy now legally
The Feds have gone too far, have raised the bar, and took my weed
Tell everybody just where we can buy now legally
The Feds have gone too far, have raised the bar, and took my weed
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
No, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
So WTF else,
Livin’ in the land of the free
Met my needs (but legal opiates lead)
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
(Feds took my weed.)
So WTF else,
Livin’ in the land of the free
Met my needs (but legal opiates lead)
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
Smokin‘ joints, green in the face, yeah!
Got up, drove to the dispensary
F--ked up, Feds had shut it indefinitely
Sick and tired of this same old story
Cali voted, but Feds are angry
We can be sassy, they can act nasty
But now they’re seizing all those properties
You got a problem with weed?
I got a doctor and card legally
State law vs. Federal, f--ked up, the Feds took my weed
[Chorus]
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
No, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
So WTF else,
Livin’ in the land of the free
Met my needs (but legal opiates lead)
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
Legal application
And identification
They shut my place
Its just another damned disgrace
I’m feelin’ sick, everything’s hazy
This is the type of shit that drives me crazy
Get a medic ’cause I’m feelin’ dizzy
ER places, can’t get wasted
You got a problem with weed?
I got a doctor and card legally
State law vs. Federal, f--ked up, the Feds took my weed
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
No, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
So WTF else,
Livin’ in the land of the free
Met my needs (but legal opiates lead)
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
Tell everybody just where we can buy now legally
The Feds have gone too far, have raised the bar, and took my weed
Tell everybody just where we can buy now legally
The Feds have gone too far, have raised the bar, and took my weed
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
No, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
So WTF else,
Livin’ in the land of the free
Met my needs (but legal opiates lead)
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
(Feds took my weed.)
So WTF else,
Livin’ in the land of the free
Met my needs (but legal opiates lead)
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
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I got a bong...I mean, bang out of this one.
NP Porfle, not my usual subject matter, but it rhymed with NO I.D. You should check out that song/video b/c there are so many wayas to use the lyrics!!! I think Frankmusik is German, but not sure of Colette Carr who is a honey ;)
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