Stanza I.
This board of a dozen regents,
They've always incorrectly seen it,
Though the fans are rarely underage.
All the while, the jobs they're losing
Were lost because of the regents' choosing
To ban the legal sale of ten thousand beers.
It's no wonder empty seats appear throughout the place!

Refrain I.
They might win, they might lose;
But what we want is but to have some booze.
We don't know what they were thinking,
But all we want is to be ever drinking.
The regents balked; we all shed tears
'Cos we want just ten thousand more beers.

Stanza II.
The money could be used for wages;
The classifieds could run more pages.
The regents, though, are scared of kids a-drinking booze.
Well, we ain't kids; we're 21 now
Or older than that, so let them know
That we could save those jobs through ten thousand beers.
We are never getting younger, so let them know:

Refrain II.
They might rule, they might suck;
But these damn regents never give us luck.
We do know paranoid they are.
Who knows, the U could get some better stars!
We do find their rules quite queer;
All we want are ten thousand more beers.

Bridge.
Only alcohol surely saves us all;
I would say that this year is the year.

Refrain III.
If they want out, good riddance to them;
Deep in our hearts, we never really knew them.
Don't give up in this fight here
O'er ten thousand more beers.