-> "The Rabbit's Revenge"
Original Song Title:
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Parody Song Title:
"The Rabbit's Revenge"
Parody Written by:
Borghilde
The Lyrics
Rabbit's got a quick hand
He'll run around the world; he won't tell you his plan
He's got a black bandana
Tied over his ears; it's his outlaw guise
Yeah, he got a six-shooter gun
From the NRA post the five-day wait time
I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you
All you stupid kids with your box of Trix
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All you stupid kids with your bowls of Trix
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All you stupid kids with your box of Trix
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All you stupid kids with your bowls of Trix
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
You call me "silly rabbit"
You say "Trix are for kids", yeah, "Trix are for kids"
Now I'm bringing you a surprise
'Cause breakfast's in the kitchen, and I've been denied
I've waited for a long time
Yeah, the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
No reason to be selfish jerks
I say, your eyes got wider
You must have lost your wits, yeah
All you stupid kids with your bowls of Trix
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All you stupid kids with your box of Trix
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All you stupid kids with your bowls of Trix
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All you stupid kids with your box of Trix
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
Run, r-r-r-run, r-r-r-run, r-r-r-run, run, run, run
Kid (spoken over the instrumental/whistling) : Silly rabbit, Trix are for-
(Gunshot)
Rabbit (spoken): Anyone else wanna say it?
(Instrumental/whistling just continues)
All you stupid kids with your bowls of Trix
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All you stupid kids with your box of Trix
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All you stupid kids with your bowls of Trix
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All you stupid kids with your box of Trix
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All you stupid kids with your bowls of Trix
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All you stupid kids with your box of Trix
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
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