-> "Swamp Slut Tricks"
Original Song Title:
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Parody Song Title:
"Swamp Slut Tricks"
The Lyrics
Porky's got a dead brain;
He's got blood on his hands,
He exploits others' pain.
He's a fascist catamite,
He's a commie whore;
Hates what's good and right.
Yeah, he found a hate channel on;
It agrees with him, on the box of brain death.
He doesn't know what's what,
So he's frothing at you, spewing garbage at you, 'cause
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You're all too dumb, you're too dumb; too dumb to live.
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You little scum-sucker scum; glass-teat-sucking harlots.
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You little bums, little bums; you're gonna flunk.
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You ought to move, ought to move down to Venezuela.
Sheriff slacks the whole day;
The kids belong in jail; they're not going to jail.
From their crimes he averts his eyes;
Got nothing to report until you're packed in ice.
Kept hidden for a long time:
It's a violent scam; it's a statistic rigger.
Should frog-march him into prison;
He says blood's on our hands, but it's on his head, and
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You're eating dung, eating dung from your own bung.
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You cowards suck, cowards suck, suck on your own vomit.
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You're gonna flunk, gonna flunk, flunk your own bunk.
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You're spewing junk, spewing junk, junk spewed from your gullet.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
Du-du-du-dumb, dumb, dumb,
Du-du-du-dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
Du-du-du-dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb...
[Whistling]
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You're all too dumb, you're too dumb; too dumb to live.
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You little scum-sucker scum; glass-teat-sucking harlots.
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You little bums, little bums; you're gonna flunk.
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You ought to move, ought to move down to Venezuela.
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You're eating dung, eating dung from your own bung.
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You cowards suck, cowards suck, suck on your own vomit.
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You're gonna flunk, gonna flunk, flunk your own bunk.
All you stupid kids turning swamp slut tricks,
You're spewing junk, spewing junk, junk spewed from your gullet.
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