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Song Parodies -> "Views"

Original Song Title:

"Cruise (Remix)"

Original Performer:

Florida Georgia Line

Parody Song Title:

"Views"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

Youtube has become a platform for people to do stupid, dangerous things and get quasi-famous for it, and that bothers me. It's ridiculous! I'm going to show you how ridiculous.
Into: Guess I’ll write a song
You make me wanna do ‘bout anything for views (Let’s go!)
I’ve brought some hijinks out
With my camera on, with that camera on
(What up Youtube?) (Alright!)
I hope you’ll subscribe now
Make that counter go up, watch the counter go up!
(Ha, ha)

Verse 1: Yeah, when I first clicked it
That epic fail snippet
Was rolling and laughing on the floor, that idiot!
Thought oh good Lord!
Yeah I could do the same
So I’ll film myself doin’ dumb stuff for fame
(I said!)

Chorus: Who cares if it’s wrong?
Cuz people will just watch ‘bout anything they choose (Hey!)
Get on talk shows talkin’ ‘bout vids on their channel
Everyone seems to think they’re news
I’ll buy a brand new Canon and go HD (Hey!)
Clips are a hell of a lot better when you see clearly (C’mon!)
This will not take too long
Cuz I am doin’ all the dumbest things for views

I got my britches down, in my area mall, so you better log on

Verse 2: Yeah, I’m hamper-stair sledding
And crashing random weddings
I was racking hits up
But the view stream has steadied
I climbed right up on top the roof of my hut
And said, “Time to fly! Let’s go get those views up!”
(I said!)

Chorus: Get my bacon thong (Yeah!)
You make me wanna sprint through lion dens, should cruise (Hey!)
Find some bamboo growin’ outside in the jungle
Then they go up my nails, abuse
Got this brand new Chevy, it’s nice and clean (Hey!)
It looks a hell of a lot cooler crashed in a ravine (C’mon)
Youtube’s where I belong
Cuz I will do just about anything for views (Let’s go!)

Verse 3: My camera’s on, I film all day
My views are up to the top
Smack my head on a dive board
Got that million hits on lock!
This Youtube guy’s insurance high
All my medical bills are rising
Don’t have the change, no way
Can’t heal bone breaks by icing
I’m like got that, stop that
Head to toe, I’m all cast
Sorry fans, that’s all that
See a post say “come back!”
But, I can tell I got a thirst for the limelight
Oh come on people let me show you what funny’s like
Get caught at the border, but Cuba from Florida

Yeah, Youtube fame was fun
But it sure does take it toll, yeah
Toll yeah, toll yeah
T-t-t-t-toll!

Chorus: Guess my channel’s gone
Cuz I’m not gonna do those reckless things for views (Hey!)
In the ER healing up right from head to toe
Every little muscle is bruised
Plus that pink bikini in my closet (Hey!)
Would look a hell of a lot better with a chick in it! (C’mon!)
Guess I’ll write a song
‘Bout how I was doin’ ‘bout anything for views

Outro: I put my camera down, pulled that lyric page up
Pulled that lyrics page up
(Writing parodies for views!)
I got my bruises down, and my intellect up
Got that intellect up
(Using Weird Al as my muse!)
I took those hijinks down, put the parodies up
And they crack your ass up!
July 1, 2013. Please rate and COMMENT! :) and if you're reading this... you just gave me a view ;)

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Matthias - July 04, 2013 - Report this comment
I want to see this one on Youtube with a video of you doing all these crazy things in this parody except for the pink bikini bit, I don't think I want to see you wearing that.... Great parody and I haven't heard the OS before. It's pretty great. Nelly likes combining rap and country a whole lot.
Max Power - July 12, 2013 - Report this comment
It was worse when Rosie O'Donnell spew out her conspiracy trash on the show. Overall I didn't care much for the show. Good parody of a dumb show about gossiping hens.
Blaydeman - July 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Max, I'm confused. My parody's not about "The View", it's about people doing dumb things and recording it so they can get famous on Youtube. I don't know how you could've made that mistake based on the content of the parody.
Max Power - July 16, 2013 - Report this comment
I must have watch too many seconds of the show and got brain damaged. Got it now, also one more thing, notice how conspiracy videos are popular as well? Even if they're full of crap, people would still like them and you know what happens. Just look at the truthers videos. At least the kid eating habanero video was funny.
bobpiecheese - July 16, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Don't worry, B-Man, that's just Max Powers style to make his comments about something completely unrelated to the main content. It's kinda annoying, really. Anywho, your parody. Fantastic work here! The choruses were a bit tricky to pace, but me and country never gelled together so I'm not blaming that on you. 555!
Agrimorfee - July 16, 2013 - Report this comment
Clever concept, great execution, nice conclusion with a nod to Amiright itself. Lotsa fun, my favorite in this ABC ROUND!
Abbott Skelding - July 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Great work, even if I'm not a fan of the OS (because it's on the radio three times an hour haha). Really funny idea that was executed perfectly...nice job!
Peter Andersson - August 27, 2013 - Report this comment
I like the idea for this one a lot, unfortunatelly I had a hard time following the pacing in the verses, but maybe that's just me and rap...
bobpiecheese - August 28, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above, still great stuff (despite an annoying OS)!
Glen S - September 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Great work here as always Blayde. Great rhyme scheme throughout, and very funny. I support this slap at filmed slapstick

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