Song Parodies -> "Horse in a Bookcase"

Original Song Title:

"Rule #4: Fish in a Birdcage"

Original Performer:

Fish in a Birdcage

Parody Song Title:

"Horse in a Bookcase"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Hall

The Lyrics

Loosely inspired by a fictional TV show featured on Phineas and Ferb.

I'm a horse inside a bookcase
Some random guy sings my theme song
Feeble strength, I try to break free
Why must I this toil prolong?

I have my creative chimera
She breathes some fire, now master's dead
But she forgot bookcases set fire
To me. Now, I'm all rent

She booted me down to heck
Darn chimera
I wanted all the world
See her flapping wings
The way that she sings
She'll scorch the boys and the girls

As I fall into the blazes
There is Judas whipping me
He says horses are of Satan
Now he grips families' TVs

Wish I've gotten my show cancelled
Those nineteen years of pure ennui
Now Mr. Ed is flogging me now
Psychotherapeutically

They booted me down to heck
Frick you, TV
I could have had the world
Keep me in my 'case
Help me, 'Mazing Grace
To bless the boys and the girls

I down in deep, deep, deep heck
Boycott the Ed
Boot me back to the Earth
I'll stay in my case
No need to make haste
I'll succor good TV's dearth!

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