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It looks like the line is fouled
Typical for a weed whacker
Always seems to break down somehow
Typical for a weed whacker

'Bout to have a sh-t fit
Line's unspooled
What is with this
(crap) landscaping tool?

Electric motor has just died
As I break a sweat
I feel like yelling
Not calling a Service I regret!

Oh no!
I struggle to contain
Gonna blow
Raw emotions of this pain (in the @ss)
Must go
Drink some lemonade
To cool...

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The workmanship of this tool is shoddy
And I'm fed up, so fed up
These tough weeds just aren't dropping
The head's jammed up, so jammed up
With grass the head is fouled
Typical for a weed whacker

Overheated motor
Yes, it's stopped
Won't turn back on
Because it's too damn hot!

Oh no!
I start to complain
Tough blow
I'm going insane
Oh no!
Raw emotions of this pain (in the @ss)
No joke...

(Chorus)

The workmanship of this tool is shoddy
And I'm so fed up, so fed up
These weeds just aren't dropping
The head's jammed up, so jammed up
With grass the head is fouled
Typical for a weed whacked

I want to shout
No stopping now
I'm getting closer
I've had enough
I hate this stuff
Except my mower

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It fails to cut

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The workmanship of this tool is shoddy
And I'm fed up, so fed up
These weeds just aren't dropping
The head's jammed up, so jammed up
With grass the head is fouled
Typical of a weed whacker