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Song Parodies -> "The Anal Probing Song"

Original Song Title:

"Centuries"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"The Anal Probing Song"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do

Those aliens came
Now they subject me to shame
‘Cause they won’t stop probing me
Like buggery, and sodomy
They’ve got it all taped
Feel like I’ve been raped
They keep on probing me
Like buggery, and sodomy

Hey, hey
Like buggery and sodomy

Pulverized my tender bung
Ever since then, it’s really stung
They boarded me by force
Through my exit door
I feel so violated…now

Some guys, some guys, I’ve heard them say
Like this kind of thing, but I ain’t that way
And this is supposed to help
The sciences advance
Think they just wanted in my pants

Those aliens came
And then they put me through shame
‘Cause they kept on probing me
Like buggery, and sodomy
They got it all taped
Feel like I’ve been raped
They kept on probing me
Like buggery, and sodomy

They didn’t stop till I squealed just like a pig
It keeps on happening inside my dreams
Mysterious machines, flashing colored lights, their big-eyed smooth grey faces
I’ve got the opposite of amnesia
And you’re a scoffing skeptic
You think I’m full of crap
I think somebody should give you a slap

Those aliens came
And then they put me through shame
‘Cause they kept on probing me
Like buggery, and sodomy
They got it all taped
Feel like I’ve been raped
They kept on probing me
Like buggery, and sodomy

Should have brought my camera
Then I’d have the proof
Our gov’ment’s hiding secrets
I know they know the truth

Those aliens came
And then they put me through shame
‘Cause they kept on probing me
Like buggery, and sodomy
They got it all taped
Feel like I’ve been raped
They kept on probing me
Like buggery, and sodomy

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