-> "Badge In My Hand"
Original Song Title:
"Drink In My Hand"
Parody Song Title:
"Badge In My Hand"
Parody Written by:
Karl Reed
The Lyrics
Badge in my hand
(to the tune of drink in my hand )
Karl R Reed
Patrolling the streets from nine to five
work work work, can you hear my jive
killing spics and niggers yes I can
all you got to do is put a badge in my hand
shoot him up or gun him down
fudge the reports when no ones around
no use you report it, im a police man
all you got to do is put a badge in my hand
the law is muddy to convict me a chore
the DA's a friend of mine, I get him a whore
I think you know now just were I stand
all you got to do is put a badge in my hand
Set them up and frisk them down
im the law man in this little town
5021 unionized patrol man
all you have to do is put a badge in my hand
Make me want to go ouuh ouhhh when I hit you like that,
I herd you go oink oink oink right behind my back
if you want to live , listen Stan
you know that I got a badge in my hand
Shoot him up or gun him down
When I put you in the paddy van take the long way downtown
Just like Freddie Gray now , you be a dead man
All you got to do is put a badge in my hand
To court Monday morning indictments it brings
I go hang hang hang while you sing sing sing
ya im ready to mame and want to kill again
oh the joy to have a badge in my hand
Shoot him up and gun him down
Just remember that im still around
Yeah that jury of peers is Howling guilty man
It all because I've got a badge in my hand
Ya the jury of peers is howling your guilty man
All because I've got a shiny badge in my hand
sueeeeeeeee sueeeeeeeee
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