Woke this morning thinking I’d be able
Get the promotion that’s meant for me
Must give presentation at big table
Suit and tie on, all eyes are now on me

Try to sound smart, like I’m on their level
All twenty of them snicker from their seats
Then the bossman said, “We must let you go”
That’s when Abby stopped laughing, and told me…

“XYZ” (ooooh noooo)
“XYZ” (ooooh noooo)
“XYZ” (ooooh noooo)
So embarrassed, no severance pay for me

So to pay the rent, with reputation tarnished
I went ahead and got a job down at Subway
A long fall for me, to sandwich artist
No one else would, no one would hi-re me

Then one sunny day, a beauty came to order
And that’s when I asked her, “Would you like to eat…
That six or twelve inches?” …she dove across the counter!
Then she slapped me, boss laughing…he told me-

“XYZ” (ooooh noooo)
“XYZ” (ooooh noooo)
“XYZ” (ooooh noooo)
Again fi-red, so tired…woe is me

When I got back home, my girlfriend, really mad, asked-
“Honey, where you been? Haven’t seen you all week!”
Then she looked down, asked “Who’s the other woman!?”
Told my missus, “This isn’t what it seems...”

XYZ (ooooh noooo)
XYZ (ooooh noooo)
XYZ (ooooh noooo)
There’s no stripper! My zipper betrayed me!

XYZ (ooooh noooo)
XYZ (ooooh noooo)
XYZ (ooooh noooo)
Now wear sweatpants, stretch waistband…works for me!