This Christmas season... I’m making my neighbors groan
Think its high treason… Cause my decorations grow
And they’re not sleeping now… My lights are gosh-darn too bright
Then more I’m bringing out… Until they want to punch me

My Christmas Lights I’m wrapping ‘round my home
They shine and burn your eyeballs
And some singing Elves are on my lawn
Folks screaming “Turn them off!”

“Be more jolly, jolly, jolly” I moan
“Jolly, jolly, jolly folks”
My Christmas lights are blinding when they’re shown
They’re pleading “Throw me a bone”
No…

Got Santa’s sleigh there on my shed
I’ve got a green Grinch that’s giant and it’s pleasing
A manger where I have my camels and my donkeys kept
Might think that I’m crazed but I just like the holidays

My Christmas lights are topping all your homes
That’s why I’m given the throne
And so you might need some sunglasses on
It’s worth it cause I won!

Hang my holly, holly, holly up here
Holly, holly, holly up
My Christmas lights are melting all the snow
Electric bill’s gonna blow
Whoa…

Lights, lights, lights, lights
Lights, lights, lights, lights
(Ho, Ho)
Lights, lights, lights, lights
Lights, lights

My Christmas lights aren’t flopping see them glow
I’m spending a ton of dough
And my lights burn as hot as Yule logs
I’d make Clark Griswold shocked

Folks yell “Golly, golly, golly. Mind’s blown”
“Golly, golly, golly. Whoa!”
I string my lights up, You’ll need Coppertone
And planes can’t fly near my home
No…

(Ho, Ho)
Lights, lights, lights, lights
Lights, lights, lights, lights

(So, So)
Bright, bright, bright, bright
Bright, bright, bright, bright