Was gonna go out for a run
The weather said there would be sun
Exercise my derriere.
As getting active's very rare
But all i see is nasty grey.
Wonder what i'll do today
I'll guess i'll have to stay inside. So Anyway
It's only gone and ruined my day.

I'm hungry now I want a meal
Stomach's churning its unreal
Ill put the stove on to prepare
Oh, I don't cook..its very rare.
And HOLY COW! I've burnt my hand
why oh why, don't understand
Profanities out my mouth I say..So anyway
It's only gone and ruined my day.

So now my hands are full of cream
Front door goes..whose to be seen
It's my son, he's done a play
And now decided he is gay.
And HOLY COW!! Never realized.
That my only child is into guys
About time I got the gist
A year and half he's had "that" wrist. ARGHH! anyway
It's only gone and ruined my day

So, my day has been a big land-slide,
Can't run away from here nowhere to hide
My day has been a big... land-slide,
Can't run away from here nowhere to hide
My day has been a big... land-slide,
Can't run away from here nowhere to hide, I'm right!
My day has been a big.. land-slide,
Can't run away from here nowhere to hide, I'm Right
HOLY COW! It'll be alright
It's just a day it ends tonight
HOLY COW! It'll be alright
It's just a day it ends tonight.

Days like this are s*ite
But don't forget to put up a fight!
(x 1000)