On the bus to work these thoughts enter my mind
Used to filter them out, Now I speak
"Do you think that the bus driver's blind stinkin' drunk?"
"That tattooed biker looks like a freak"

They're snarling at... me... since I sound rude... making enemies
It's crazy, my... mouth... won't shut it's lips... and so they're peeved
Since I'm speaking all... these... dirty, stupid thoughts that are lodged in my brain
"Look at that gross humongous man
He must eat a ton of food, He's banned from buffets
For dessert I bet he eats a whole ham"

Insulting now
Hope they aren't packing firearms
Never been in a fight but I would be harmed
"Wish those babes didn't smell my fart"
I'm thinking out loud
"Check it! That chick's butt's a work of art"

When this bus trip is done and I'm at my workplace
"That fat cow hogs the coffee machine"
From this cup... I'll take a drink "It tastes like dookie" (Ugghhhhh...)
Barbra shoots me a look that's so mean

"Damn Bernie's so old... He's covered in... mold... Why won't he leave?!"
"And Rusty smells... vile... does he wipe his behind? Swear I'm gagging!"
I'll speak aloud... opinions that make me sound just like a douchebag
If I keep this up I'll be canned
"Working here is always a huge headache"
"Slaving for a fugly man"

My whole dang town
Is sick of being so alarmed
When I'm causing a fright making children scarred
I'll need meds, They'll tear me apart
Dodging that crowd
Angered by the stuff I've said that's harsh (Oh no)

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Knocked my teeth out
Since my voice never had much charm
Called my date a "Bull-dyke with gross facial scars"
Alarming... Said "My landlord's a skanky tart"
Thinking out loud
But now I can't say much my face was charred
I guess my brain's a touch-bit way too dark
The crap I said was quite bizarre