-> "Outlines"
Original Song Title:
"Headlines"
Parody Song Title:
"Outlines"
Parody Written by:
Zahir A
The Lyrics
I might be too hopped up on coffee and
, overdosed on Red Bull Cans
Workin' since September, actus reus...what was that again?
Drinking every Thursday cause the Smokers are all happenin then
Readings way too long n' I just broke my one and only pen
Profs sayin' relax, you'll get a B on that
20 bucks to wriiite my own exams, I don't believe in that
Got that section party with my prof, ohhh I needed that
Then I hit up stages and the spot, where my first years at
I know I am learning new things...how to write a contract
Put that treatise in my purse, cuz I'm on osap like that
You know good and well that you that you can get a copy of that
Wanna hit the arc at 8 to get a body like Pratt?
No don't do it, please don't do it, the factum's due tomorrow...n'we all gotta moot it
3Ls got the money, but 2Ls trynna get it
So my 1Ls you ain't even got to sweat it.
Ask the profs, they know
They know, they know, they know
They know, they know, they know
They know, they know, they know
Yeah, they know yeah
Will the baker test apply?
Does the seal certify?
sending emails to the prof asking why
, now that's something they know
They know, they know, they know
Yeah I be yelling out, money over everything, money on my mind
Leeann wanna ask why I got no CV
Thinkin' bout October, fourteen OCIS
She says ill work on Bay Street, girl don't tempt me
If you don't get it, it's not over dude
That nu-suit that you got can still be used
You better ace your next interview
I'm like why I gotta go through this, but still can't find the right fit, [like a shoe]
Listen to all them boostin' about they ego
Gold medal chasers, all you gunners sound like Boston Legal
if thats who you thinkin is getting' justice for the people?
The other side will need Stuart just to make it equal
You know these jobs even ballin like that...
Know they hype it up to make you chase that paper like that
you tryna live for this, but dont skip all the parties for that
If you think you couldn't do it, ask the profs cause they've been through it, they know
They know, they know, they know
They know, they know, they know
They know, they know, they know
Yeah they know yeah
are my citations alright? Need a new Mcgill guide?
Dont even try throw in a bribe
Now its something they know
They know, they know, they know
I be yelling out money over everything, money on my mind (mind, mind)
Tell em' I apologize it happened over time (time, time, time)
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