Song Parodies -> "Soothe My Soles"

Original Song Title:

"Soothe My Soul"

Original Performer:

"Soothe My Soles"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I'm shopping for shoes
Sick of bunions now
Cause I need new boots
In bath salts my feet drowned

I keep wincing: "Ouch"
Walking I roar
Heels are aching
Painful floor

That Dr. Scholl's helps to soothe my soles
Cause jogging's a pain, Please soothe my soles
Each step has me strain, Please soothe my soles
Arches are slain, Please soothe my soles
Feet are my bane (Feet are my bane)
Right down the drain (Right down the drain)
Drives me insane (Drives me insane)
Hurts till I faint (Hurts till I faint)

These blisters are huge
Apply to heal, Moleskin
These sneakers are chewed
My dog keeps gnawing

I can't win a race
Dance or hike
Help I'm needing
Get my feet analyzed

And Dr. Scholl's helps to soothe my soles
Podiatrist, Help me soothe my soles
That Tinactin spray helps soothe my soles
Those warts wreck my day, Please soothe my soles
Pull out Freeze Away (Out Freeze Away)
Skin's turning gray (Skin's turning gray)
My toes are flayed (My toes are flayed)
I can't ballet (I can't ballet)

Those slippers won't do
I need some Nikes
My shin's black and blue
Flats are pricey!

I can't hop
On fire it seems
No ice skating
And can't ski

That Dr. Scholl's helps to soothe my soles
Doc use your brain to soothe my soles
You'll hear me complain come soothe my soles
Dreamwalk's attained to soothe my soles
Each step that I take needs soothed, I know
I felt my calves break, I'm screwed, I know
No piece of cake, Come soothe my soles
My tootsies ache, Please soothe my soles
My skin's cracked like clay (skin's cracked like clay)
Flipflops are so frayed, Won't soothe my soles
Ankle is sprained and soothe my soles
I'm in dismay (I'm in dismay)
And getting crazed!

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Sole Searcher - May 08, 2014 - Report this comment

Soothing relief-555

Agrimorfee - May 22, 2014 - Report this comment

You are gonna hate me, but there just wasnt much to this parody, you fell into the trap of DM's repetitive choruses. It would have been interesting to learn why the narrator's feet were hurting (and I feel that pain In real life, lemmee tell ya).

bobpiecheese - June 02, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) While the title sub was good, I have to agree with Agri in that the repetitiveness of the OS worked against you. Still fairly good, worth a 555, but it didn't really go anywhere.

Max Power - June 02, 2014 - Report this comment

Pretty good work and it is easy to fall into the repetitive zone, I mean I've been there several times but still. Here are some 5ives.

Abbott Skelding - June 03, 2014 - Report this comment

Not bad, I think it's a solid title sub to a pretty good OS, but the chorus issue takes away from it a little bit. Still a solid piece of spoofery, nice job!

Blaydeman - June 03, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I think Depeche Mode got to all of us this round with their repetitiveness. I loved the title sub and it works so beautifully with song. You missed a good opportunity for humor with why this character's feet are so messed up, but I found myself easily singing your lyrics to the OS, they just fit so well.

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