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Song Parodies -> "Don't Mess With Ladies Sent From Hades"

Original Song Title:

"I Miss The Ladies Of The Eighties"

Original Performer:

Dennis Develin

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Mess With Ladies Sent From Hades"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Happy way too early Halloween everybody! (I missed the ONE WEEK NOTICE challenge last time so I submitted it this week to catch up)
You're dismembered... By Satan's brides...
Demonic girls kick pups and b*tchslap babies
Chicks are f*cked up... Released from his lair
Hell's blaze... Unfurls, Gives you rabies!

Brimstone... And fire!
They spray... Man-eating spiiiiiiiiiiiiiders...

Don't mess with ladies sent from Hades!
Don't sex those ladies sent from Hades!

I'm too chicken! To plow these girls...
Missin'... These sluts... That are insane and rude
They're so deranged and vile
With a Lucifer shrine
Hot nasty babes... Slash your spine!

She's quite... The sinner!
Buffet... Of skulls for diiiiiiiiiiiiiinner...

Don't risk those ladies sent from Hades!
Don't kiss those ladies sent from Hades!

Doomsday has meant disfigurment
With those Trophy Wives sent from Hell
Think... Souls are tasty!

Wicked and mean!

[Satan rocks out on guitar during the solo]

Don't pick those ladies sent from Hades!
Don't frisk those ladies sent from Hades!
Don't d*ck those ladies sent from Hades!
Don't lick those ladies sent from Hades!

They'll bake you into a baguette
But they're horny, busty and swell
They'll hiss...

Shoved a pitchfork inside of my spleen
I'm pissed those ghouls.... Just dehisced* me

Don't mess with ladies sent from Hades!
You're vexed by ladies sent from Hades!


* (of a pod or seed vessel, or of a cut or wound) gape or burst open

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Agrimorfee - September 08, 2017 - Report this comment
555. If I could have, I would have given you 666 for giving that "dehiscive" friendly burn to Peter...
Peter Andersson - September 08, 2017 - Report this comment
You had(es) me from "Demonic girls kick pups and b*tchslap babies". That was a burn-out start right out of the gates (of Hell). Scary good! Like Agrimorfee I'd vote 666 if I could.
hamend - September 08, 2017 - Report this comment
hides her blue dress and puts her pig ears back on
Matthias - September 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Hell yeah! Thanks y'all... Agrimorfee: That wasn't an intentional jab at Peter's million dollar words just a word on RhymeZone whose definition seemed to fit what I was going for but I'm glad it was able to work on multiple levels

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