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Song Parodies -> "Valentine"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Skates"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Deftones

Parody Song Title:

"Valentine"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song all about Valentine's Day.
You're red, soaking heart
I'm right next to you
You're red, soaking heart

Let's writhe, let me see you love
One move that will keep you hearted
Let's fall in a long sadistic heart
Put the keys in our hands

Heart. Romance. Love
(Kiss with me)
Heart. Romance. Love

You're red soaking hot
I'm right next to you
You're red, soaking hot

Let's love in this romance of wedding
Let's kiss underneath the stars
Let's kiss with our weddings in our hands
Let's sleep in this trance

Heart. Romance. Love
(Kiss with me)
Heart. Romance. Love

You're red soaking hot
I'm right next to you
You're red, soaking hot

Heart. Romance. Love
(Kiss with me)
Heart. Romance. Love

You're red soaking hot
I'm right next to you
You're red, soaking hot
I'm right next to you
You're red soaking hot
Happy Valentine's Day!

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