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Song Parodies -> "Oh Bloody Veracruz"

Original Song Title:

"Cruise, Cruise, Cruise"

Original Performer:

Deborah Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Bloody Veracruz"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Veracruz is in chaos as a bloody anti-drug war rages with a new black-clad group of Mexican vigilantes known as "Los Matazetas" (Zetas Killers) who vow to kill them on sight. All of Eastern Mexico falls under Zetas drug territory, so this is a massive undertaking and no one knows who these are who fight. Maybe part of some Special Forces? CIA Psyops? Or just groups of men tired of the endless drug trafficking and violence on their streets? Well, those 35 bodies dumped in Veracruz in the street were Zetas thugs killed by Los Matazetas who have appeared now in the open. Good for them. It's about time a drug nation's citizens got fed up with the lost official Govt-sponsored "War on Drugs" and fought for their own communities on their own terms!
Oh Bloody Veracuz
In Zetas drug territory
Narco Guerra fighters
Dumped 35 of their bodies

East coast of Mexico
Tell the horror of drug stories
Now Los Matazetas
Vigilante justice glory

“War is just beginning”
“Here to clean the streets of Zetas”
Bullets fly, AKs high,
The black-clad Los Matazetas

The bad-ass Los Matazetas
Mexicans living without fear
CIA Psyops? Outside help?
Doesn’t matter, that much is clear

The Zetas now know fear
As Los Matazetas appear
Anti-drug atmosphere
From the dark streets they disappear

The “Zetas Killers” rage
Slaughter Zetas gangs like hogs
Beware the warning signs
Try to sell drugs, shot down like dogs

Oh Bloody Veracuz
In Zetas drug territory
Narco Guerra fighters
Dumped 35 of their bodies

Oh Bloody Veracuz
In Zetas drug territory
Narco Guerra fighters
Dumped 35 of their bodies

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