-> "Klingon Girlz"
Original Song Title:
"Asian Girlz"
Parody Song Title:
"Klingon Girlz"
The Lyrics
Klingon girl, she's my Klingon girl
Klingon girl, from the Klingon world
Klingon girl, you're my Klingon girl
Yes, my Klingon girl, you're my Klingon girl
I love the way you bite*
And claw at me all night
You hold a bat'leth well
Your lilac smell**
I love the ridges on your head
Ooh you knock 'em dead
Rokeg blood pie's filling
QonoS pussy I'm drilling
Klingon girl, she's my Klingon girl
Klingon girl, from the Klingon world
Klingon girl, you're my Klingon girl
Yes, my Klingon girl, you're my Klingon girl
Superstitious Gre'Thor hell (what?)
Let's kick some Romulan butt
I've got some bloodwine for ya
You know that I adore ya
Huh! Your body's so pretty
Two hearts, three lungs, big titties
Ever since you hit Jah'Takla***
You know I just wanna cock ya
Klingon girl, she's my Klingon girl
Klingon girl, from the Klingon world
Klingon girl, you're my Klingon girl
Yes, my Klingon girl, you're my Klingon girl
The Way of the Warrior (the Warrior?)
That's fine by me (I guess)
Bregit lung (What? Fuck it, we'll eat it)
Oh, tradition, tradition, tradition, yeah
Baby, 'cause you're my Klingon girl
We're allies now (thank Q)
So baby marry me
Come break my clavicle**** (come here baby)
That'd be radical
And you age so well
I can barely tell
10 or 93?*****
Baby, doesn't matter to me
Klingon girl, she's my Klingon girl
Klingon girl, from the Klingon world
Klingon girl, you're my Klingon girl
Yes, my Klingon girl, you're my Klingon girl
Archanis IV
Boreth
Raatooras
Morska
Rura Penthe
Don't forget Ty'Gokor
QonoS
Klingon planets all over
D'k tahg
Gin'tak spear
Smoking chech'tluth
Mot'loch beer (yeah)
Tasty targ milk
Zilm'kach
Krada leg
Grapok sauce
Firewine
Yum, Gagh!
HIghoS, HIghoS, maj, maj, maj******
Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra pa ra ra ra
Ow!
Food pack
All over you all over me
Yeah
Set to stun
All the Klingon girls
We love you
Keep fighting
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