Bruce was a man
Always wore a scowl - angry
He took a stand
Now, he wears a cowl - cranky

Began to thwart
the scum he fought
like Bane and Joker

For parents mourned,
a vow was sworn
that he’d seek closure

At night he’ll roam
Grating when he talks to ya
Deep baritone
Snarling ‘til he’s hoarse, then he’ll

land a punch
or blow a dart
and kick ‘em with a THWACK!
Throwing hands
in latex pants
He sure looks good in black

On a rooftop perchin’
in a dark-caped gown
(Dark-caped gown!)
Got the bad guys runnin’
Gonna catch that clown!
(Catch that clown!)

Where there's a villain, crime will pay
He’ll lock you up in Arkham
Signal shining in the sky?
He’ll come and rough you up some

Poor old Alfred’s sewing up
those ripped torn tights
(Ripped torn tights!)
Mr Freeze keeps quipping
“Time to kick your ice!”
(Kick your ice!)

He'll race away back to his cave
to slide on poles with Robin
His pointy ears have so much rizz
The Dark Knight of… Gotham

Yelling so gruff
Prowling through the streets, he
has arms so buff
(from carrying D.C.)

Bat grapplin’
Bat habits
Bat mitzvahs
Bat gadgets
Bat gloves, too
I’m cat sick!
Oh, no…

Did your suit stop urges?
Is your lust in drought?
(Lust in drought?)
Don’t you crave punani?
Turn your sex life round!
(Sex life round!)

You’re chasing villains every day
but listen to me, Brucey
You caught the Penguin, ain’t it time
for you to get some pussy?

I’m so frisky, purring
for this hot Dark Knight
(Hot Dark Knight!)
I’ll unfurl my whip and
we can howl all night
(Howl all night!)

The Riddler claims that are you are gay
Or are you just a bottom?
With all that gear, it’s still not clear
Can’t hook up in… Gotham

(Can’t get ploughed!)
(Meow meow meow!)