Go outside, time for a confession
I need some help, some big protection, yeah
An infestation situation, yeah
Oh-oh, they are
From sunrise on a summer’s day
‘Til the moon is shining night-time way
I get attacked by insects slowly, slowly
I need a netting suit, I need to put it on
If I don’t I become a blood feast marathon
The things are buzzing in my ear, these nasty bugs are all I hear
Baby, I don’t know if I can last long

You, you keep pushing a man and make him test his mettle
I go on vacation with an inclination, a plan
To go camping in Lake Tahoe so accelerates my pulse-o
Yeah, yeah, but the pest will bug me abnormal
Totally send me to an outstanding fuss
In a bad condition tomorrow, I’m sure-o

Bad mosquito
Need rescuing from the damned mosquito
Whether your blood is A or B or even Type O
He’ll stick his sticker in you, amigo
Bad mosquito
In the summer heat, can’t escape the mosquito
He’ll poke your ears and even your big toe
And leave a red mark that looks kinda neat-o
(Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy…)

Need to buy some good repellant, how ‘bout some Deet, yo? (woah, woah)
Needs a scent just like latte mocha (woah Woah)
Or like chili cheese Fritos (yummy Fritos, yummy Fritos baby)
Now gimme lotion to cut the itch and heat, bro (woah woah)
Has to leave no scar, don’t need those (woah woah)
Something that won’t stain my Speedos

I cannot go, I say so, no dammit no, I would feel inconsolado
Bug bites really mess with my mojo, mommy, I’ll die off like the dodo
Take with me a can of Raid and spray the buggies, bang-bang!
Yes sir I will take my big Off spray can and shoot ‘em, bang-bang!
Then prob’ly light a Citronella candle to save me
Where-oh, where-oh, where-oh is my fly swatter, keep by me
It ain’t no surprise-uh, these bugs’ll devour me
Just hide inside my tent-o, zip closed, Good Night thee!

The jerko, the jerko, nasty old mosquito
Worst in all the land-o, you creepo, you creepo
How those bastards cause me distress-a
Always fly around my credenza
Retreat-oh, retreat-oh, nasty old mosquito
I tell you if I go out for a romp on the mesa
It will make my face look like a sausage pizza
Oi vey!

Bad mosquito!
Queer old imbiber of blood, you mosquito
Worse than a Mafia goon named Guido
Can be found near Lourdes and also the Lido
Damn mosquito
Don’t go walk in the nude near the lake, you’ll meet mosquito
Find them at parades or in lavatories-oh
And it’s the biggest killer in history-oh
(Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy…)

Bad mosquito
It travels from Dubuque and even down to Puerto Rico
It just makes me start to screaming, “Oh my! Eek! Oh!”
Makes me run all over round just like a freak-o
A psycho!

I need no, I need no nasty old mosquito
A Wild One like Brando (Don Vito, Don Vito)
They got me dancing a polka!
All those pesky mosquitos
(Mosquito, Mosquito, baby)
I kneel low, I kneel low, the godless mosquito
They are Hell’s Limbo, mosquito, oh mosquito
Help me slap off mosquito! (oh si!)
From my head down to my big toes (but why?!)
Bad mosquito