We went on a date, anniversary
You said you had bad news, and broke up with me
Walked home in the rain, I can’t believe…
Can’t get much worse

But on the way home, I found this place
And it had this doll that had your face
“They will feel the pain where the pins are placed…
Apply the curse!”

I’ll start with your nose
Break some of your bones
And I will try to hex you

And then just for fun, gave it a throw
Love to see all the places you’ll go
I threw it in the sky, gave to Fido
Pins weren’t enough

Make you scream and moan
Cause I’m all alone
So I will try to hex you

Tie you to fan blades
You can go swimming ‘round Niagara way
My schemes are in place
And I

Place ski’s on your legs
And I’ll push you, long way down from Empire State
You scream, a disgrace
“But why…!?”

Lice will call you ‘home’
Casts on all your bones
And I’m not done, I’ll hex you