Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!
Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!
Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!
Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!

[Rebekah Dub]
I’m sitting alone at the bar
Staring at you
Without the beer that I’ve been drinking all night
You’re less than a “two”

The good news is that with every sip of beer I chug down
You go up two points
But despite all the beer I drink
I exercise caution
Because I know
You’ll be ugly
You’ll be

[Bar Guy]
Everything you want despite my homeliness
I’ve got a penthouse equipped with king-size beds
Tell me what you want so I can satisfy your needs

[Rebekah Dub]
You make me throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
Don’t bring your hopes up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I gotta throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I’ll be hungover
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
You, you make me throw up

I think I’ll take the time to approach
‘Cause I like your shirt
But I can’t bear to string you along because
Then you will get hurt

The only possible way I could find you attractive
Is if I get drunk
Though despite all the beer I drink
I exercise caution
‘Cause I don’t want
Any regrets
Any

[Bar Guy]
But I’m all you want despite my homeliness
I’ve got a penthouse equipped with king-size beds
Tell me what you want so I can satisfy your needs

Ooh
Baby Girl, I really know how to please you
If you give me a chance then I can show you
Tell me what you want, your satisfaction’s guaranteed

[Rebekah Dub]
You make me throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
Don’t bring your hopes up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I gotta throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I’ll be hungover
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
You make me throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
Don’t bring your hopes up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I gotta throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I’ll be hungover
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)

Lights are dimming, lights are dimming
Suddenly you’re, suddenly you’re
Getting cuter, getting cuter

(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!
Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
You make me throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
Don’t bring your hopes up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I gotta throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I’ll be hungover
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
You make me throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
Don’t bring your hopes up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I gotta throw up
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)
I’ll be hungover
(Ble-ble-ble-ble-blech!)