-> "Bella Vita"
Original Song Title:
"La Vida Loca"
Parody Song Title:
"Bella Vita"
The Lyrics
[Hook]
Everybody hates it (No No No No No)
and the prosecution hates it (No No No No No)
while the media endlessly debates it (No No No No No)
and Nancy Grace hates it (No No No No No Everybody)
[Chorus]
Florida, where the trial was held
Shocked the whole world with verdicts the judge upheld
“The Beautiful Life” Attention Everybody (Everybody)- “Bella Vita”
[Buffoon Rap]
B U F F O O N
Step by step. Verdict handed down
Not guilty, Counts 1,2, 3
You Can Stop!! Did she pass?
(Jury heard) Quite plausible words
Opposite of the truth. Lies rule
Baez at the top, prosecution looked like fools
Without hesitation, we’re all shocked at the news
If you Love Caylee (We Love you too)
If you Acquitted Casey (You ignored the truth)
HA, HA, Yes, She thinks she’s so cool
We already know… the jury followed “the rules”
(Injustice is so cruel)
Florida, where the trial was held
Shocked the whole world with verdicts the judge upheld
“The Beautiful Life” Attention Everybody (Everybody)- “Bella Vita”
[More Crap]
She committed murder a long time ago
Every time a bold liar on the cell phone
Mom was unfit, never give her the benefit
Her tongue moves, the lies just flow
Caylee was kidnapped by nanny, Oh-No, Oh-No!!!
Bullshit alibi was deceitful, we know
Early to judge, she would be hangin’
But Baez spun the story, he was haggling’
Prosecution evidence was poor
Defense spin was just fantastic
Anthonys were a dysfunctional family
As Casey sat stoned-faced day-by-day
[Bridge]
The verdicts held, jurors 1-12
(Victory for crime, Do not look back)
Idiots didn’t know wrong from right.
(Those clowns let us down)
[More crap]
Baez was impressive (oops) over the top
terrible verdicts that broke our hearts
“Do not let us be biased, don’t jump to conclusions”
What, child neglect? That was just an illusion?
(WTF?) That's right, Bitch was guilty
We got f--ked by an idiot jury
Recall, child was missin’ for 31 days, mom on the dance floor
Straight to the end, facts don’t seem to matter anymore
She beat a harsh death sentence
Laughed it off, jubilation, ecstatic defense
All eyes on the justice system of this nation
No justice for Caylee, just tabloid sensations…
Everybody hates it (No No No No No)
and the prosecution hates it (No No No No No)
while the media endlessly debates it (No No No No No)
and Nancy Grace hates it (No No No No No Everybody)
Florida, where the trial was held
Shocked the whole world with verdicts the judge upheld
“The Beautiful Life” Attention Everybody (Everybody)- “Bella Vita”
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