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Song Parodies -> "Bible Bums"

Original Song Title:

"Here She Comes"

Original Performer:

Clockwork Wedding Band

Parody Song Title:

"Bible Bums"

Parody Written by:

Arden Ockkerfuss

The Lyrics

Another direction and my twenty-five parody here.
Forget the zealots
Forget Jehovah's Creeps
Forget the Mormons
And those NOT discreet

Those that proselytize
Hoping to claimed lost lives
Make foul sinners bow and cry
What if it is all a lie?

Bible bums
Salvation
How many times
did Jesus come?
Revelation
Interpretation
Mary, Mother of God
Co-redemption?

How many times?
How many signs?
Westboro crimes
Catholic pedophile slime

People seldom change
Deny the Cross and grace
Live it up 'til it's too late
Fiery hell.. is that their fate?
Torment awaits...

Bible bums
Salvation
How many times
did Jesus come?
Revelation
Interpretation
Mary, Mother of God
Co-redemption?

Predestination just for some?
Can love overcome denominations?
I love the One...
I leave last line open to interpretation. One could have been Son. Or it just might be a loved one. You decide.

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