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Song Parodies -> "We Are The Yakuza"
Original Song Title:
"Category A"
Original Performer:
Cindy Bradley
Parody Song Title:
"We Are The Yakuza"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
Sung by points of view from Yakuza characters Kazuma Kiryu, Goro Majima, Taiga Saejima, and Ryuji Goda. This one's for you, Sega fans, especially those of Sega's Yakuza video game series itself.
[Majima, spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen... the Tojo clan's defending gladiators... the chosen Yakuza!
[Kiryu]
The incredible Yakuza will be standing in your way
Let us get over you, stalking our prey
[Majima]
We, a breed of Yakuza, are like dragons near the end
The Tojo clan called us out, every now and then
[Majima, Saejima, Goda]
We are the Yakuza... Yakuza... Yakuza
We are the Yakuza... We are... We are Yakuza
We are the Yakuza!
[Saejima]
The heavy-hitting Yakuza will rob you of your pride
Trample all over you, we'll show ya genocide
[Majima]
We will just show you the way
[Goda]
Come at us, we're Yakuza that can tackle through your town, we are brutal!
Another day, another fight, we can take you down
[Majima, Saejima, Goda]
We are the Yakuza... Yakuza... Yakuza
We are the Yakuza... We are... We are Yakuza
[Kiryu]
Live your life like a Yakuza!
[Majima, Saejima, Goda]
We are the Yakuza... Yakuza... Yakuza
We are the Yakuza... We are... We are Yakuza
[Kiryu]
Don't you know who I am?
[Majima, Saejima, Goda]
A Yakuza... Always show no mercy
A Yakuza... Always fighting for his life
A Yakuza... Always show no mercy
A Yakuza... Tends to strife
A Yakuza... Always show no mercy
A Yakuza... Always fighting for his life
A Yakuza... Always show no mercy
A Yakuza... Show no mercy and let's strife!
[Kiryu]
Yakuza, Yakuza, Yakuza
Yakuza, Yakuza, Yakuza, Yakuza
[Majima]
Living my life as a Yakuza!
[Kiryu]
Call us out, we're Yakuza, we're Yakuza, you know it
Yakuza, that is what we are, we're always guaranteed
We'll never give up... we'll never give up... on fighting for some loot
Yakuza is our life!
Live your life as a Yakuza!
Everybody, everybody, everybody be like a Yakuza... A Yakuza like me!
[Majima]
Yakuza!
[Saejima]
Yakuza!
[Goda]
Yakuza!
[Kiryu]
Living my life as a Yakuza!
[Majima]
Yakuza!
[Saejima]
Yakuza!
[Goda]
Yakuza!
[Kiryu]
Everyone act like...
[Majima, Saejima, Goda]
Yakuza!
[Kiryu, spoken]
This song is lazy, it just rips off the 70s. I'm tired of this tune already... Unless I could use a time machine to bring that towards 1977.
Ladies and gentlemen... the Tojo clan's defending gladiators... the chosen Yakuza!
[Kiryu]
The incredible Yakuza will be standing in your way
Let us get over you, stalking our prey
[Majima]
We, a breed of Yakuza, are like dragons near the end
The Tojo clan called us out, every now and then
[Majima, Saejima, Goda]
We are the Yakuza... Yakuza... Yakuza
We are the Yakuza... We are... We are Yakuza
We are the Yakuza!
[Saejima]
The heavy-hitting Yakuza will rob you of your pride
Trample all over you, we'll show ya genocide
[Majima]
We will just show you the way
[Goda]
Come at us, we're Yakuza that can tackle through your town, we are brutal!
Another day, another fight, we can take you down
[Majima, Saejima, Goda]
We are the Yakuza... Yakuza... Yakuza
We are the Yakuza... We are... We are Yakuza
[Kiryu]
Live your life like a Yakuza!
[Majima, Saejima, Goda]
We are the Yakuza... Yakuza... Yakuza
We are the Yakuza... We are... We are Yakuza
[Kiryu]
Don't you know who I am?
[Majima, Saejima, Goda]
A Yakuza... Always show no mercy
A Yakuza... Always fighting for his life
A Yakuza... Always show no mercy
A Yakuza... Tends to strife
A Yakuza... Always show no mercy
A Yakuza... Always fighting for his life
A Yakuza... Always show no mercy
A Yakuza... Show no mercy and let's strife!
[Kiryu]
Yakuza, Yakuza, Yakuza
Yakuza, Yakuza, Yakuza, Yakuza
[Majima]
Living my life as a Yakuza!
[Kiryu]
Call us out, we're Yakuza, we're Yakuza, you know it
Yakuza, that is what we are, we're always guaranteed
We'll never give up... we'll never give up... on fighting for some loot
Yakuza is our life!
Live your life as a Yakuza!
Everybody, everybody, everybody be like a Yakuza... A Yakuza like me!
[Majima]
Yakuza!
[Saejima]
Yakuza!
[Goda]
Yakuza!
[Kiryu]
Living my life as a Yakuza!
[Majima]
Yakuza!
[Saejima]
Yakuza!
[Goda]
Yakuza!
[Kiryu]
Everyone act like...
[Majima, Saejima, Goda]
Yakuza!
[Kiryu, spoken]
This song is lazy, it just rips off the 70s. I'm tired of this tune already... Unless I could use a time machine to bring that towards 1977.
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