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Song Parodies -> "Owls Have Ears"
Original Song Title:
"A Thousand Years"
Original Performer:
Christina Perry
Parody Song Title:
"Owls Have Ears"
Parody Written by:
JJ Lucia-wright
The Lyrics
Butterflies
taste with there feet
snails sleep – up to 3 years
ostrich eyes bigger than its brain
cats piss glows in black light
starfish havent got brains
polar bears are left handed
cows
have best friends
[Chorus:]
did you know porcupines float in water
there are no reptiles in antartica
also owls have ears
telling you that owls have ears
Hippo sweat
it is bright pink
whales dicks are called a dork
scallops have 35 blue eyes
ducks quack dont echo at all
bats will always turn left
Every time they leave a cave
sharks lay HUGE eggs
[Chorus:]
did you know porcupines float in water
there are no reptiles in antartica
also owls have ears
telling you that owls have ears
penguins can jump 6 feet out of water
french poodles come from france
snakes do not blink
mosquitos have teeth
cats can hear ultrasound
sharks lay HUGE eggs
sharks lay HUGE eggs
[Chorus:]
did you know porcupines float in water
there are no reptiles in antartica
also owls have ears
telling you that owls have ears
penguins can jump 6 feet out of water
french poodles come from france
snakes do not blink
mosquitos have teeth
cats can hear ultrasound
taste with there feet
snails sleep – up to 3 years
ostrich eyes bigger than its brain
cats piss glows in black light
starfish havent got brains
polar bears are left handed
cows
have best friends
[Chorus:]
did you know porcupines float in water
there are no reptiles in antartica
also owls have ears
telling you that owls have ears
Hippo sweat
it is bright pink
whales dicks are called a dork
scallops have 35 blue eyes
ducks quack dont echo at all
bats will always turn left
Every time they leave a cave
sharks lay HUGE eggs
[Chorus:]
did you know porcupines float in water
there are no reptiles in antartica
also owls have ears
telling you that owls have ears
penguins can jump 6 feet out of water
french poodles come from france
snakes do not blink
mosquitos have teeth
cats can hear ultrasound
sharks lay HUGE eggs
sharks lay HUGE eggs
[Chorus:]
did you know porcupines float in water
there are no reptiles in antartica
also owls have ears
telling you that owls have ears
penguins can jump 6 feet out of water
french poodles come from france
snakes do not blink
mosquitos have teeth
cats can hear ultrasound
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