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Song Parodies -> "A Million Bucks"
Original Song Title:
"A Thousand Years"
Original Performer:
Christina Perri
Parody Song Title:
"A Million Bucks"
Parody Written by:
Rebekah Dub
The Lyrics
Original song here.
Went to store
Got out a dollar bill
Chose a ticket
Handed said dollar bill to the cashier
Turned my back and dug through my
Change purse to see if a penny would come to me
Or a quarter
I have scratched every day hoping that the
Lottery odds would be in my favor
And a million bucks
Would magically appear for me
Had no luck
So I got me one more
It was five bucks
So it’d better be worth the five I spent
Never have been so hell-bent
I’ll get lucky
Whether God wants me to or not
Must get richer
I have scratched every day hoping that the
Lottery odds would be in my favor
And a million bucks
Would magically appear for me
And all along I believed I would win it
Though "Dialing for Dollars" never worked for me
Hope a million bucks
Will magically appear for me
What would I buy?
What could I buy?
I have scratched every day hoping that the
Lottery odds would be in my favor
And a million bucks
Would magically appear for me
And all along I believed I would win it
Though "Dialing for Dollars" never worked for me
Hope a million bucks
Will magically appear for me
Got out a dollar bill
Chose a ticket
Handed said dollar bill to the cashier
Turned my back and dug through my
Change purse to see if a penny would come to me
Or a quarter
I have scratched every day hoping that the
Lottery odds would be in my favor
And a million bucks
Would magically appear for me
Had no luck
So I got me one more
It was five bucks
So it’d better be worth the five I spent
Never have been so hell-bent
I’ll get lucky
Whether God wants me to or not
Must get richer
I have scratched every day hoping that the
Lottery odds would be in my favor
And a million bucks
Would magically appear for me
And all along I believed I would win it
Though "Dialing for Dollars" never worked for me
Hope a million bucks
Will magically appear for me
What would I buy?
What could I buy?
I have scratched every day hoping that the
Lottery odds would be in my favor
And a million bucks
Would magically appear for me
And all along I believed I would win it
Though "Dialing for Dollars" never worked for me
Hope a million bucks
Will magically appear for me
Who WOULDN'T want a million bucks? Especially a million bucks that could magically appear on their doorstep.
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I've been there all right. Used to buy a ticket for every lottery. Then one day it suddenly dawned on me: "Hey...I'm never going to win one of these things!"
$555 for your troubles ;-D
My dad was big into the lottery. Oldest brother won $5000. Most I won was $5.
I don't gamble much anymore and only play the Lottery every once in a while when the pot is over $100 mil. I played the astrological numbers, the firtune cookie numbers... even the co-ordinates from "Battlestar Galactica" tv series that Starbuck used to find Earth 2!!!
Interesting. I just did the one- or two-dollar scratch tickets.
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