-> "Jar of Farts"
Original Song Title:
"Jar of Hearts"
Parody Song Title:
"Jar of Farts"
The Lyrics
You know, I can't understand that about you
Cos normal people don't do that
Don't you see? no beans or oats anymore
Here's to reducing flatulence!
You turn your lid half ajar
Oh no, you got me one more time!
& who do you think you are?
Hangin' 'round windy parts
Collecting your jar of farts
& telling them apart
You're gonna catch the blows
& release 'em near my nose
So don't do that near me
Who do you think you are?
I know you're creeping all around
Just like a ninja who's crouching down
But I have known too long
To never let you near my @rse
You turn your lid half ajar
Oh no, you got me one more time!
& who do you think you are?
Hangin' 'round windy parts
Collecting your jar of farts
& telling them apart
You're gonna catch the blows
& release 'em near my nose
So don't do that near me
Who do you think you are?
& it's not so wrong just to feel alright
Remember, you could have as much fun with pastimes
I wish you had been moved by kites, moved by wind
But you're moved by 'catch & release'
I turn my back
The last time I turn my back!
& who do you think you are?
Hangin' 'round windy parts
Collecting your jar of farts
& telling them apart
You're gonna catch the blows
& release 'em near my nose
So don't do that near me
Don't do that at all
& who do you think you are?
Hangin' 'round windy parts
Collecting your jar of farts
Telling them apart
You're gonna catch the blows
& release 'em near my nose
Don't do that near me
Don't do that at all
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
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