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Song Parodies -> "Lie 3x"

Original Song Title:

"Yeah 3x"

Original Performer:

Chris Brown

Parody Song Title:

"Lie 3x"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

Lying is a bad, bad, bad, thing.
Verse 1: China shattered all on the floor
I’m in trouble this time, yeah no kidding
Anybody could do it sure
Sweep away all the pieces
Cuz right now it’s scheming time
Now, what I am to do?
And I, I know I should just tell the truth
But I, I know that I will soon be spanked
Unless I can spawn a prank

Hook: I gotta think (Lie!)
Let me see… (Lie!)
“Didn’t do it” (Lie!)
“It wasn’t me” (Lie!)
Hide the glassy shards
It was my dog “Cleft”
And then the devil that appeared on my left, said

Chorus: “Lie, lie, lie!”
Mommy promise…
“Lie, lie, lie!”
I promise it wasn’t me.
“Lie, lie, lie!”
Don’t believe me?
“Lie, lie, lie!”
I’m grounded, I’m grounded
I’m grounded for seven weeks

Ow! Ow! Ow!
Man, my butt is red
Ow! Ow! Ow!
I shouldn’t have lied

Verse 2: This is the moment, can’t believe
It is my first car, I’ve got a need for speed
Thank you, I’m drivin’ somewhere I’ve never drove before
Then I backed up and hit a tree
Crap! I just got this ride
Now I, I knocked down my neighbor’s tree
And I, I know that cash I’ll have to spill
For the dent put in my grill

Hook: My neighbor asks (Lie!)
“Did you see?” (Lie!)
“No, I didn’t” (Lie!)
I was home free (Lie!)
‘Til my sister said, I’m the one she saw
Now I am the one planting trees in his lawn, I

Chorus: “Lie, lie, lie!”
Why’d I do it?
“Lie, lie, lie!”
Why did I lie to my friend?
“Lie, lie, lie!”
I won’t do it
“Lie, lie, lie!”
I won’t do it, I won’t do it
I just won’t do it again

Ow! Ow! Ow!
Man, my back is sore
Ow! Ow! Ow!
I shouldn’t have lied

Bridge: All the honest people being truthful
Let me see your hands up
And if they lie and they don’t wanna be true
Tell’em shut the hell up
So people tell the truth
And then your nose won’t grow
Don’t worry about it, we won’t tell a lie
No mo’, mo’, mo’, mo’

Please don’t ever, don’t ever lie to your friends
I don’t wanna, don’t wanna, don’t wanna
Don’t wanna lie to your face

Chorus: “Lie, lie, lie!”
Never do it
“Lie, lie, lie!”
Don’t ever lie to peers
“Lie, lie, lie!”
Yeah, I’ll never
“Lie, lie, lie!”
I’ll never, I’ll never
I’ll never deceive again
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Amanda - April 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Interesting topic, considering that that's what Chris Brown is doing right now about his alleged reform.
Wild Child JIN - April 08, 2011 - Report this comment
LIARS! I HATE LIARS!, No, I am not calling you one, it's just that my life was destroyed, by one woman, turing it into one big lie! But your parody speaks the truth and nothing but! :-) 5's
retard1 - September 09, 2012 - Report this comment
its funny but grenae was better lol

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