In the urban D.C. streets
Legal man who takes the heat
For real, Bob Mueller
For real, Bob Mueller
For real, Bob Mueller
Heads the Special Counsel beat
Can take the Donald’s tweets
Can’t deal, Bob Mueller
No steal, Bob Mueller
Such zeal, Bob Mueller
Appeals, Bob Mueller

Several million pages of that documentation
Read it faster, faster, Cohen/Manafort down
Hoedown!
Election machines that were so compromised
But we really need more facts of what down
Get found

I know
I feel your headache pain
Of Trump ‘n how he’s so deranged
Plays the media game
(He loves his name)

Chew up witnesses like meat
The end will be so sweet
For real, Bob Mueller
For real, Bob Mueller
For real, Bob Mueller
For real, Bob Mueller

This White House is more rotten than before
Hey, think Junior and Daughter, will they also go down?
Ol’ Guiliani’s all he depends on
But Cohen’s started singing
Pretty soon to be found
--Dog pound!

I know
I know this song is lame
But hopin’ that we’ll get a change
Of my country I’m ashamed
You know
This president is strange

Some moping that this procedure’s staged
Or just a pointless game
Too slow
But it’s much of the same
In Clinton’s scandaled age
Took four years as it came
Compare that time range