They see me growing my lashes;
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white and girly!
Think I'm just too white and girly!
Think I'm just too white and girly!
Can't you see I'm white and girly!?
Look at me, I'm white and girly!

I'd like to roll with the cool dudes;
but so far, they all think I'm too white and girly!
Think I'm just too white and girly!
Think I'm just too white and girly!
I'm just too white and (girly)!
Really really white and girly!

Dressed in all pink, I look pretty!
I'm a huge fan of MLP!
Pinkie Pie's my favorite pony!
Keep your Red Bull, I will have some tea!

My Sheicle is glittery, very!
You'll find that it's quite stationary!
All of my lipstick's flavored cherry!
Stephanie Meyer's in my library!

My Facebook page is totally pimped out!
Got people begging for my relationship status!
Yo, I think One Direction's the baddest!
Got sparkly jewels around my sunglasses!

I watch "Teen Beach Movie" sipping lemonade!
I say "no thank you" to Gatorade!
I have lots of teen mags that'll keep me amazed!
If JB were to die, I'd be so dismayed!

I'm also a superheroine, see?
Got a special ring attached to me!
Using it to stop all criminal sprees,
and just in time for my tea parties!

Taylor Swift is my favorite songstress!
I have a collection of Winx Club doll sets,
and a large supply of pretty pink dresses!
And I think that "Twilight: New Moon" is the best!
(Out of all the rest!)

They see me roll in my Sheicle!
I know in my heart they think I'm white and girly!
Think I'm just too white and girly!
Think I'm just too white and girly!
They all think I'm white and girly!
Look at me, I'm white and girly!

I wanna roll with the cool dudes,
although in their eyes, I look to white and girly!
Think I'm just too white and girly!
Think I'm just too white and girly!
I'm just too white and (girly)!
Why'd I turn all white and girly!?

I got weapons out of lipstick! chapstick!
Gonna fight crime with some slapstic!
Totally gonna get the butt of SheZap kicked!
Shelia's face on the big screen never makes me feel green!

Shopping at OLD NAVY for some outfits all the time!
Gotta look fab when I'm fighting crime!
But don't you ever think that I'm a total transvestite, see?
Go and suck on it, WBC!

I'm now fighting crime my whole life!
Gotta do the job when duty calls!
Gonna go and fight crime for them all,
even when I'm pampering my dog!

Yo, and I got myself a pretty purse!
Anything but pink would only make things worse!
Spending my life being heroine of the universe!
POP! POP!
Hope no one sees me singing JB!

I'm girly in the extreme
and whiter than sour cream!
I'm in the macramé club
as well as my cheerleading team!

Only question that is so hard for me:
Am I on Team Jacob, or on Team Eddie?
One of the most important things I have to take real care
of is my superheroine hair!

My dad's patrollin'; he's hatin,
not knowing that his son is now white and girly!
Doesn't know I'm white and girly!
Doesn't know I'm white and girly!
Cannot see that I'm white and girly!
Gotta hide that I'm white and girly!

I try to roll with the cool dudes;
but oh, well, it's obvious I'm white and girly!
Think I'm just too white and girly!
Think I'm just too white and girly!
I'm just too white and (girly)!
Look at me, I'm white and girly!