-> "Puck You"
Original Song Title:
"Forget You"
Parody Song Title:
"Puck You"
Parody Written by:
Erika
The Lyrics
Chorus:
I hear you fighting about bucks for the game I love
I’m like Puck you (ooh hoo hoo)
Millions in your pocket wasn’t enough
I’m like Puck you and
Puck them too
Don’t need to be richer
The Fans will miss ya
Talks are just sh---
(Talks are just sh--)
Though there’s no jersey on my chest
I still wish you the best
I’m like puck you and
Puck them too
Sorry--you have all your Ferraris
That’s not how we’re getting there
You’re on your X-box
I’m on my Atari
The way you rule the game ain’t fair
I pity the fool that gives their bucks to you
(You’re just a gold hoarder) Well
(Give the players what you ought to)
Ooohh I’ve got some news for you
Go tell your little snack vendors
(Chorus)
You know I’d have to borrow
And beg & steal & lie & cheat
To pay ya, keep pleasing the players
Cause being a fan of the game ain’t cheap
I pity the fool that gives their bucks to you
(You’re just a gold hoarder) Well
(Give the players what you ought to)
Ooohh I’ve got some news for you
We’ll take your assets right nah
(Chorus)
Now Bettman* Bettman Bettman why you why you wanna treat us so bad
(so bad ,so bad, so bad)
Tried to tell the players cause
04-05’s the worst that we’ve had
(we’ve had, we’ve had, we’ve had)
Uh..whyyy uh…whyyyyy uhhhh….
Why Gary? We love hockey!
(Chorus)
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