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Song Parodies -> "We Don't Talk About Juno"

Original Song Title:

"We Don't Talk About Bruno"

Original Performer:

Cast of Encanto

Parody Song Title:

"We Don't Talk About Juno"

Parody Written by:

Glenn Walker

The Lyrics

The cast of Encanto has faithfully adopted Christianity. That was after having rejected the teachings of Juno who was affiliated with the Roman pantheon. They now see no purpose in comparing religions. Rather they seek Truth from the inerrant word of God: the Bible alone. Therefore, they no longer need to regard Juno in their conversation. Somewhere along the way, they found out about the second coming of Jesus. He would return to earth, to claim His bride: the universal church. And that very day, there would be a big wedding feast to commemorate the occasion. Naively determined to prepare the food at the feast, she had the habit of construing any odd sound as Jesus' return.
[PEPA}: We don't talk about Juno, no, no, no!
We talk of Jesus, not Juno...cuz
He was out witnessing
{FELIX]: I was out witnessing
[PEPA]I walked up to him and told him he was a closed-minded guy
[FELIX]: Multiple gods? Not for I
[PEPA]: Seemed clear to me no one god could decree
[‘FELIX]: Bzzz! Wrong!
[‘PEPA]: Shut up while I testify
[FELIX]: I'm sorry, Miss Pepa, go on
[PEPA]: Felix had me turn to Acts
[FELIX]: Verse twelve, chapter fo-ur
[PEPA]: It filled my view of God with cracks
[FELIX]: The only way with God to score
[PEPA]: Prayed forgiveness for my lacks
[FELIX]: Is through a single door… Christ is that Door.
[TOGETHER]: We don't talk about Juno, no, no, no!
We talk of Jesus, not Juno!

[DOLORES]: Jesus’ life was sinless; it was genuine perfection.
The devil strikes but I’m assured I’ve absolute protection.
Jesus, Lamb of God – in love – took all my sins away.
[spoken] He is risen!
Sin’s a heavy burden that I need not carry.
Jesus won the vict’ry ‘gainst the adversary.
He fulfilled all prophesy too deep to understand
Do you understand?

[CAMILO]: Lashes thirty nine
Cross upon His back
Was it by design
He fell on the track?
Flogged beyond human form
Because He’d not conform (hey!)
[PEPA and FELIX]: We don't talk about Juno, no, no, no!
We talk of Jesus, not Juno.

[TOWNSPERSON1: Isaiah spoke the virgin birth
No one would believe!
[ALL TOWNSPERSONS]: (Amen)
[TOWNSPERSON2]: Micah foretold Bethlehem
Would mark Christmas Eve!
[ALL TOWNSPERSONS]: (Amen)
[TOWNSPERSON3]: Zechariah saw a donkey ride,
He’s truly naïve!
‘[ALL TOWNSPERSONS}: (Amen)
What God foretells us He is sure to achieve!

[ISABELA]: He told me that He’s coming again. He’s my hope as I strive here below.
He told me that the mountains will drip with sweet wine. From the hills with milk they shall flow

[ABUELA]: Óye, Jesus Christ is returning soon.

[DOLORES]: He told me that when Jesus returns there would be a big feast
Observing the wedding
Of Jesus and ^ the ^ Church
ISABELA Hey sis',
D’you know anything about this?
[DOLORES]: It's like I can hear him now
I can hear him now
[MIRABEL]: Um, Jesus...
Yeah, about that Jesus ...
I really need to know about Jesus...
Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Jesus
[‘CAMILO]: (Isabella, the groom is here)
[ALL]: Time for the wedding feast!

Measure 1

[PEPA, et seq][rest] He was out wit- ness- ing
was out
Je- sus’ life was sin- less it was gen- u- ine per- fect- ion The

Lash- es Thir- Ty nine Cross…
He told me that He’s com...

Measure 2

I walked up to him and told him
wit- ness- ing
dev- Il strikes but I’m ass- ured I’ve ab- so- lute pro- tect- ion
cross up- on His back Was it
com- Ing a- gain. He’s my hope…

Measure 3
he was a closed- mind- ed guy

Je- sus Lamb of God in love took All my sins a-
By de- sign He fell
hope As I strive here be lo-

Measure 4

Mul- ti- ple gods? not for I
way He is ris- en
fell On the track Flogged be-
Ow

5
1 2 3 4
Seemed clear to me no one god…
[rest]
Sin’s a hea- vy bur- den that I need not car- ry
Yond hu- man form be- cause
He told me that the mount-

Measure 6
god could de- cree [rest]
[rest] sfx buzzer wrong…
Je- sus won the vic- t’ry ‘gainst the ad- ver- sa- ry
cause He’d not con- form [rest]
mount- ains will drip with sweet wine

Measure 7
[rest] Shut up while I test- if- y….
wrong [rest] He ful- filled all pro- phe- cy too deep to un- der- stand…
lrest]
wine from the hills with milk they will flow

Measure 8

[rest]
[rest] I’m sor- ry Miss Pe- pa go on
O- jay Je- sus Christ is re- turn- ing
stand [rest] do you un- der- stand
[rest]
flow And I’m fine

Measure 9
Fe- lix had me turn to Acts…
[rest]
soon
[rest]
He told me that When Je-
Lash thir- ty nine Cross…
He told me that He’s com...

Measure 10
[rest] It
[rest] Verse twelve chap- ter fo- ur
Je- sus re- turns there will be…
cross up- on His back Was it
com- Ing a- gain. He’s my hope…

Measure 11
filled my view of God with cracks…
[rest]
be A great feast [rest] ob-
By de- sign He fell
hope as I strive here be lo-

Measure 12
cracks [rest]
The on- ly way with God to score
serv- Ing the wed- ing And I’m fine…
fell on the track Flogged be-
Ow [rest] And I’m fine..

Measure 13
Prayed for- give- ness for my lacks….
[rest]
fine And I’m fine I’m fine…
Yond hu- man form be- cause…
fine And I’m fine I’ll be fine…

Measure 14
lacks [rest]
[rest] Is through a sin- gle door…
fine [rest]
cause He’d not con- form. [rest[
fine [rest]

Measure 15
[rest] Don’t talk a- bout Ju-
door [rest]
[rest]
[rest]
[rest]

UNISON:
ALL: Don't talk about Juno, no!
MIRABEL: Glenn, why did you write about Juno?
ALL: Not a word about Juno!
MIRABEL: I don’t want to know about Juno.

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