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Song Parodies -> "Vote For Trump"

Original Song Title:

"Liquid Lunch (w/DKTOS link)"

Original Performer:

Caro Emerald

Parody Song Title:

"Vote For Trump"

Parody Written by:

Chris Wolvie

The Lyrics

It's little surprise that some Republicans STILL don't like the fact that Donald John Trump got into the White House. However, the GOP is rallying behind Trump's re-election bid because, if there's one thing they dislike MORE than a Trump in the White House, it's a DEMOCRAT in the White House. They go along with the hate for Biden and the DNC spread by Trump because, allegedly, The Don is still "one of them". But,...c'mon,...you can't tell me that a fair number of these guys won't be happy as hell when 2024 rolls along because they'll never have to back a Trump again...that is, unless the Constitution is amended. This is definitely NOT the thought of all GOPers...but I'm sure a good number of them will be happy that they'll never have to do this again. BTW, this is an obscure song so here's the link to it for those who DKTOS. Share and Enjoy!
(I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message...and it's such a yuge message...awesome message...let me read it...what? Hey, now, wait a se...)

Repubs, pass the aspirin; our Prez is a pain
I know we did it to ourselves, but why is he so lame?
When people die of COVID, he didn't really bat an eye
But when his rally fails, he'll break right down and cry

He just won't apologize
For making this place so grim
At least, he's not Joe Biden
So guess we'll stand by him

Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, it's the last time
We'll ever have to vote for Trump

Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, it's the last time
We'll ever have to vote for Trump

He got through that new tax plan; the rich get richer still
He disagreed with Paris; said CO2 don't kill
He's building up that wall and fixin' Barack's mishaps
At least he's friends with Putin, a touch too close, perhaps

It's hard to back this guy
He's done nothing well
But if the Dems take control
The U.S.A. will go to hell

Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, it's the last time
We'll ever have to vote for Trump

Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, it's the last time
We'll ever have to vote for Trump

We cannot lose to the DNC
They will screw things up
Even worse than we
Pence is pure as we can be
He will keep Don in line
Well, at least, some of the time

If it is a choice between
The Don and "Sleepy Joe"
Then we really have no choice:
The Trump Empire's a go!

(bridge superimposed with Trump talking)

Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, it's the last time
We'll ever have to vote for Trump

Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, it's the last time
We'll ever have to vote for Trump

Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, it's the last time
We'll ever have to vote for Trump

Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, after this time...
We'll never, ever vote for Trump
Let's the 1s fly, conservatives...like YOU'RE not thinking the same thing. You WERE thinking it five years ago, I'm sure... :)

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