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Song Parodies -> "Call Me Vielleicht"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me Maybe"

Original Performer:

Carly Rae Jespen

Parody Song Title:

"Call Me Vielleicht"

Parody Written by:

SwimPuff165

The Lyrics

I'm stuck in this bunker damn
Don't tick me, Speer is a ham
My plans are all in a jam
And now there's bombs shelling
I want to rule Germany
Put a start to tyranny
I wasn't hoping for this
My plans all in a jam

These annoying generals
brick-heads, they ain't Nazis
Thick dumb, stupid patsies
They're just pissing me off, baby

Hey, I'm the leader, of this whole Reich
So here's my request, so call me vielleicht
It's hard to rule all, of a country
So here's my request, so call me vielleicht
Hey, I'm the leader, of this whole Reich
So here's my request, so call me vielleicht
Keitel's a wankstain, as is Burgdorf
So here's my request, so call me vielleicht

Tonight whilst at dinner time
Gave me a document prime
It wasn't news so sublime
The fact we lost the war
I rant and rave and holler
I'm hot right under my collar
I knew it's all cause you
The fact we lost the war

These annoying generals
brick-heads, they ain't Nazis
Thick dumb, stupid patsies
They're just pissing me off, baby

Hey, I'm the leader, of this whole Reich
So here's my request, so call me vielleicht
It's hard to rule all, of a country
So here's my request, so call me vielleicht
Hey, I'm the leader, of this whole Reich
So here's my request, so call me vielleicht
Keitel's a wankstain, as is Burgdorf
So here's my request, so call me vielleicht

Before goddamn World War II, I felt so at peace
I felt so at peace
I felt so just, at peace
Before goddamn World War II, I felt so at peace
And they don't know
I felt so just, at peace

It's hard to rule all, of a country
So here's my request, so call me vielleicht

Hey, I'm the leader, of this whole Reich
So here's my request, so call me vielleicht
Keitel's a wankstain, as is Burgdorf
So here's my request, so call me vielleicht

Before goddamn World War II, I felt so at peace
I felt so at peace
I felt so just, at peace
Before goddamn World War II, I felt so at peace
And they don't know
So call me vielleicht

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CML - August 10, 2021 - Report this comment
Vielleicht is German for maybe .. cute

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