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Song Parodies -> "I Love You, Baby!!!"
Original Song Title:
"Call Me Maybe"
Original Performer:
Carly Rae Jepsen
Parody Song Title:
"I Love You, Baby!!!"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
My loving dedication to Lisa Whelchel of "The Facts of Life" who captured my heart when I was a teenage boy. She returns this year on "Survivor" and seeing her again makes my heart beat faster.
You put me under a spell,
Amazed me, role you played well
I looked at you and I fell,
And now you're back today
I'd give my soul for one wish,
Your luscious lips just to kiss
I wasn't prepared for this,
These thoughts won’t go away
My Blair beholdin',
Young teen, hair was flowin'
Hot bod, you were smokin'
Watched you (on-screen) slowly growin‘, foxy!
Hey, I adore you,
Yes, I sound crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
I know it’s not right,
Acting crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Hey, I adore you,
Yes, I sound crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Still can‘t believe my eyes,
Nothing‘s changed me,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
As Blair, babe you had it all,
I couldn’t help but to fall
Your beauty surpassed them all,
A thrill, you were my fave
Could not resist your appeal
I fantasized this was real
My heart ached, I could feel it,
Loved you more each day
My Blair beholdin',
Young teen, hair was flowin'
Hot bod, you were smokin'
Watched you (on-screen) slowly growin‘, foxy!
Hey, I adore you,
Yes, I sound crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
I know it’s not right,
Acting crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Hey, I adore you,
Yes, I sound crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Still can‘t believe my eyes,
Nothing‘s changed me,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Adored you on “The Facts of Life”
I loved you so bad
I loved you so bad
I loved you so, so bad
Adored you on “The Facts of Life”
I loved you so bad
And you should know that
I loved you so, so bad
I know it’s not right,
Acting crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Hey, I adore you,
Yes, I sound crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Still can‘t believe my eyes,
Nothing‘s changed me,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Adored you on “The Facts of Life”
I loved you so bad
I loved you so bad
I loved you so, so bad
Adored you on “The Facts of Life”
I loved you so bad
And you should know that
I love you, baby!!!
Amazed me, role you played well
I looked at you and I fell,
And now you're back today
I'd give my soul for one wish,
Your luscious lips just to kiss
I wasn't prepared for this,
These thoughts won’t go away
My Blair beholdin',
Young teen, hair was flowin'
Hot bod, you were smokin'
Watched you (on-screen) slowly growin‘, foxy!
Hey, I adore you,
Yes, I sound crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
I know it’s not right,
Acting crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Hey, I adore you,
Yes, I sound crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Still can‘t believe my eyes,
Nothing‘s changed me,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
As Blair, babe you had it all,
I couldn’t help but to fall
Your beauty surpassed them all,
A thrill, you were my fave
Could not resist your appeal
I fantasized this was real
My heart ached, I could feel it,
Loved you more each day
My Blair beholdin',
Young teen, hair was flowin'
Hot bod, you were smokin'
Watched you (on-screen) slowly growin‘, foxy!
Hey, I adore you,
Yes, I sound crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
I know it’s not right,
Acting crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Hey, I adore you,
Yes, I sound crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Still can‘t believe my eyes,
Nothing‘s changed me,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Adored you on “The Facts of Life”
I loved you so bad
I loved you so bad
I loved you so, so bad
Adored you on “The Facts of Life”
I loved you so bad
And you should know that
I loved you so, so bad
I know it’s not right,
Acting crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Hey, I adore you,
Yes, I sound crazy,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Still can‘t believe my eyes,
Nothing‘s changed me,
But you‘re my Blair Bear,
I love you, baby!!!
Adored you on “The Facts of Life”
I loved you so bad
I loved you so bad
I loved you so, so bad
Adored you on “The Facts of Life”
I loved you so bad
And you should know that
I love you, baby!!!
Still a babe at 49: http://cdn.blogs.sheknows.com/realitytvmagazine.sheknows.com/2012/08/survivor-philippines-lisa-whelchel.jpg
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